rotating knob polisher

and ditigal radio

with surround sound

mini speaker system

blasting out Ramones

and Sex Pistols

sung karaoke by

Right Said Fred

and Rolf Harris

with his digereedoo

stuck up his

wombats rear passage

to Southern India

where a quantity

of fine opium

could be purchased

for a small

stipend or a

promise to bonk...

back to pub

"Come On Harry!"

are you coming ?

or expelling wind

from the rear

sphincter like aperture

chocolate tea-towel holder

and chocalate fireguard

and chocolate teapot

resting on the

park bench near