Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

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Only in Thailand

Thai way of penis enlargement

[Zyxel]

I just sit on my toilet reading this...anyone experienced similair...? Animals come out of a toilet ?? Very unlikly i think but possible as we see here...how the snake can crawl up the pipe ??

Apparently it happens, and it is not really rare occurrence, and even if you leave at a higher floor than ground floor.

http://news.asiaone.com/news/singapore/big-python-surprises-housewife-loo

http://redwiretimes.com/singapore-in-brief/snake-found-sneaking-up-toilet-bowl-due-to-very-hot-weather/

[tuanku]

His wife just discovered the he had a gik and put the snake down the toilet herself?

[aslimversgwm]

Oh, how terrible! It's going to take a long time to recover from that. I wish a full recovery and mental strength to pull through. You can do it python, yes I know he abused you, on your first date as well.

Very, very funny Wilsonandson! Love it!

[D3030]

"...a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go."

That python must have had great eyesight.

I guess you had a try at this man's dingleling as well.

How else would you know?

[hobobo]

"...a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go."

That python must have had great eyesight.

The ultimate BJ!

[12DrinkMore]

prevent snakes from taking refuge and to feed on the food available

Would have gone hungry.

[F4UCorsair]

Now I'm confused. I thought a penis was a toilet python!!

[TKDfella]

This must be a wind-up: got to be just taking the piss.

Was on TV...Oh I get it the python was thirsty...Ha!

[oldsailor35]

No worries here mate. My penis frightens pythons !

[oldsailor35]

Who volunteered to suck out the poison?

Its a rumour i know, but im have been told that you can get it done in any bar in Pattaya.

[The Usual Suspect]

And I was worried about spiders and scorpions under the toilet seat.......Holy <deleted>!

[Jonmarleesco]

Lucky it wasn't a venomous snake.

[smotherb]

Only in Thailand

I thought it was a story about an encounter with a tall thin ladyboy in the hong nam

[oldlakey]

I've been bitten by a python but only on the arm and that was an almighty bloody mess which required 16 stitches, deep cleansing, and was exquisite agony.

I have nothing but sympathy and pity for this man. It was bad enough on the arm let alone bang on the John Thomas....

Always look on the bright side at least it was not a king cobra

[Merylhighground]

I've been bitten by a python but only on the arm and that was an almighty bloody mess which required 16 stitches, deep cleansing, and was exquisite agony.

I have nothing but sympathy and pity for this man. It was bad enough on the arm let alone bang on the John Thomas....

Always look on the bright side at least it was not a king cobra

Or a Russell's Viper which necrotises flesh.....

[northernphil]

....then used a nylon rope to tie up it's head , strewth , that sounds more painful than the bite.

[Craig krup]

No matter how bad my day gets, it's still the case that at least I don't have a vicious reptile attached to my trouser arouser. [There's quite a few who can't say that].

[tandor]

And I was worried about spiders and scorpions under the toilet seat.......Holy <deleted>!

..finally a topic us guys can get our teeth into and run with.

[TPI]

The snake was obviously cockeyed and the man now a sprinkler requiring 3 urinals.

I know a flautist who can how him how to hold it

Okay... but it has to blown at the same time.

You obviously don't know the Gay guys that I do, they can blow anytime any where!

[kannot]

ferk me this topic is hilarious

[Norvid]

It looks good to me as a treatment applied to rapists.

[ozyjon]

Really shouting LOL

[BlindMagician]

I am picturing Clint, the g the b and the u style, no facial muscle movement, just a subtle clink of his snake boot spurs.

[BlindMagician]

Well, exactly the same experience was had by I.

Oh, there were a few small details of difference.

No excrement nor blood involved, but a different bodily fluid did emerge. It wasn't in a toilet, but was in the home. It wasn't a snake, but an alternate species of a life attachment better half sort. A bit less of the biting. Not so much pain either, but other feelings did occur.

Yes, I sympathise with this fella.

[Mook23]

I just sit on my toilet reading this...anyone experienced similair...? Animals come out of a toilet ?? Very unlikly i think but possible as we see here...how the snake can crawl up the pipe ??

i always sit to pee EXCEPT at night when i'm not awake 100% and can't be bothered to switch on the light, then i always do the job while standing. i hate the idea of something hiding in the toilet especially since i noticed a giant (poisonous) centipede coming out of my shower drain some weeks ago !!!!

[edg]

This is going viral...

The city is not called BangCock for nothing.

[bluemoonpattaya]

I hope the guy makes a full recovery. But sounds like a sketch out of " MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS "

[Robbie Dye]

It's on BBC news in UK!

[lamyai3]

It's the ancient philosophical fable of the snake and the rope, told again Thai style!