I saw a python in my toilet bowl, and then realized...hey..that's my penis.

Snake probably choked on the small bone...

Reason #47 "Why I Live in a Hi-Rise Condo"

Oh, how terrible! It's going to take a long time to recover from that. I wish a full recovery and mental strength to pull through. You can do it python, yes I know he abused you, on your first date as well.

Edited May 25, 201610 yr by Wilsonandson

Reminds me of the story about the cattle rancher in Oz. Out in the bush with his old cattle hand looking for stray cows.

The old cattle hand wanders off to take a dump in the bushes.

Next thing the Rancher hears horrific screams and runs over to the bushes to see the old man writhing in agony.

"Whats up old timer?".

"i just got bit on the penis from a death adder." he managed to say between screams.

'I'll call the flying doctor on the radio." said the Rancher.

The rancher runs to their truck and calls the flying doctor and asks him what he can do.

The Doctor tells him to make the patient comfortable and calm him down. The ambulance flight will be on its way soon.

He also tells the Rancher that he might be albe to suck the poison out if he is quick.

The Rancher returns to his old ranch hand who asks. "Did you get a hold of the doctor?"

"Yes." said the Rancher.

"What did he say?" said the old hand.

"Your gonna die"........was the reply.

p.s. never suck poison out of a snake bite or any other wound inflicted by an animal.

Apparently the python saw a competitor?

Territorial battle?? No contest!

At least he have a story different from everyone else, 99% of males live with nothing to tell when they die...

Only in Thailand

Israel.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/mans-penis-bitten-by-a-snake-as-he-went-to-the-toilet-to-relieve-himself/story-e6frflri-1226679390080

Australia

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/redback-bites-sydney-mans-penis-in-portaloo/news-story/b4c79df788f8a7b3bef83602e50d69d2

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1221513/Deadly-brown-snake-bites-mans-penis-after-he-stops-for-roadside-toilet-break-near-Cairns-Australia-Snake-bites-man.html

Ghana

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ghana-man-penis-bitten-snake-toilet-sitting-529619

And a similar story in India a good few years ago.

Saw this on the news, my thai wasnt good enough to catch the fact about his dick being involved, then i read this thread title.. damn

Poor bastard. That is the last thing you need to happen. For me the worst case scenario is a have ran out of toilet paper.

Atthaporn might like to try to claim a Guinness World Record for having the longest trouser snake, at 4 metres , but having occurred for only a short period.

I can see the movie name now.... Free Willy.....drat that names already taken.

How about:

‘Free Atthaporn’s Willy’ - one guy’s desperate bloodbath battle

Now screening at a movie theatre near you!

Who volunteered to suck out the poison?

Don't know about you folks, but the very idea hurts badly.

And the pictures...

555+

The snake should bit farang's penis. It would have a mouth full. LOL

Man recalls how he struggled with a python to save his private part



BANGKOK: -- The man whose private part was bitten by a python as he was squatting on a toilet seat in his house’s toilet Wednesday morning recalled how he battled with the big snake to save his genital.

He said that he entered the toilet as usual before going to work in the morning and did not see anything unusual from the toilet seat. But after squatting on the seat for about five minutes, he felt pain in his private part and saw a snake emerging from the seat.

As he struggled with the snake, he shouted for help from his wife and neighbours.

He recalled that he thought he would lose his private because the snake was strong and the bite hurt badly. However, he managed to grab the snake’s head and pressed it hard until his private was freed, then used a nylon rope from his wife to tie up its head.

Rescue workers who arrived at the scene had to smash the toilet seat to catch the snake who was identified as a python about three metres long.

The victim lost a lot of blood and was rushed to Chularat hospital in Chachoengsao for treatment. Latest report said that his condition has improved.

The hospital’s director, Dr Chutima Pincharoen, said that the patient had to be hospitalized for a couple of days for observation whether the wounds from the snake bite would be infected or not.

Meanwhile, a veterinarian at the Thai Red Cross offered an advice of how to keep households free from snakes especially during the rainy season.

Mr Taksa Wesaratchapong said that the environment or surrounding of a house should be kept tidy and free from food or rodents to prevent snakes from taking refuge and to feed on the food available.

He noted that snakes such as python or cobra could be found in communities because their natural habitats have been encroached upon by humans.

He advised people against catching snakes or other crawlers with bare hands because they might not know whether the animals are poisonous or not and should better call for help from rescue workers or the police.

Mr Pichit Arunpallop, president of house builders association, said he suspected the snake bite victim’s house might not be equipped with a septic tank making it possible for snakes to crawl through sewers and into the toilet. Sewers, he said, should be covered with iron mesh.

Source: http://englishnews.thaipbs.or.th/content/164832


-- Thai PBS 2016-05-26

When you think you've heard all the crazy stories here then another one shows up , amazing Thailand.

..."Please wifey...pass me the rope"

Wifey passed her husband the rope as requested.

"Thank you wifey".....

Finally some news I can sink my teeth into..

Mr. Atthaporn can now cross the "Python BJ" off the Bucket list.

"hed entered for his morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement."

Is nothing sacred??

The Python is being trained and groomed to participate in sex-change operations...

Some applicants have been said to be dropping out of the program...quickly discovering their true sexual identity...

Urban legend becomes fact.....horrible.

It has always been fact except for those who do not travel. Check out South Africa and you will see. Mamba's as well as pythons

Snakes usually only bite and eat smaller snakes.Myself and those Southern boys wouldn't not have gotten bit.

If he could only have left it on there, the ladies would have been most impressed by his lengthy trouser snake

Seeing headline, I thought "toilet python" might be attempt at some hip new slang term for ladyboys on beach road. Imagine my disappointment. Me? I pack a Cobra gum ship....

I just sit on my toilet reading this...anyone experienced similair...? Animals come out of a toilet ?? Very unlikly i think but possible as we see here...how the snake can crawl up the pipe ??

Had a little fella greet me while checking my post the other day, metal box outside on the exterior wall...would rather have that startle me than the toilet seat!

The snake was obviously cockeyed and the man now a sprinkler requiring 3 urinals.

I know a flautist who can how him how to hold it

Okay... but it has to blown at the same time.