megashox Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 A truly arsetonishing tail - this one is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I think this thread has long lost its cause i dont think its even out of second gear yet, its got a long way to go yet. its a great read and is piles of fun for all those involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I think this thread has long lost its cause i dont think its even out of second gear yet, its got a long way to go yet. its a great read and is piles of fun for all those involved. Try to get to the bottom of it Tax. Knowing your tenacity I am sure you'll get there in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I just remembered Ronnie Barker in Porridge Fletcher: They call him Arsenick you know... Godber: why? did he poison someone? Fletcher Naa he sat on a razorblade! Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Try to get to the bottom of it Tax.im just getting my second wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 arse hip arse hip Now that really deserves an awart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maejo Man Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 I think this thread has long lost its cause i dont think its even out of second gear yet, its got a long way to go yet. its a great read and is piles of fun for all those involved. As you said Taxexile, this anal cluster has many more miles left yet, and makes amusing reading. Thwarted by stiff opposition in the quips though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted May 8, 2004 Author Share Posted May 8, 2004 I think you all have a very questionable sense of tumor. This thread will shrivel up and fall off come wednesday 5:10 GMT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 Baring any untowart catasstrophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu_$ Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 when you say wart , do you mean a wart like a bump or something like theres actually a protrusion of the anus muscle itself ? i know this sounds like a joke but a bg i know has a something like that and i am interested to know if its possible to have removed or is it just not possible ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maejo Man Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 arseuming they do shrivel up and drop off come wednesday, can some other member come up with an equally amusing complaint? Sorry G.Scamp, but it's too good to loose. I hope the shrivelling process goes according to plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 G.SCAMP;I'm white by the way and so is my wart. " I was gonna ask how you knew,if you could look at it,,But it has since been explained that it is done with mirrors.. stu_$; when you say wart , do you mean a wart like a bump or something like theres actually a protrusion of the anus muscle itself ? i know this sounds like a joke but a bg i know has a something like that and i am interested to know if its possible to have removed or is it just not possible ? " First before we can give you any advise. We need to know if it was damaged from rear entry,,does she have small narrow or large heavy wide skid marks in her skivvies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu_$ Posted May 8, 2004 Share Posted May 8, 2004 no ,really, there was no rear entry i never was a tail gunner as my pop used to say i seriously want to know as this little excess bit of skin is puttin me off her rusty sherriff's badge is intact and... no one has spread her cinnamon donut so , is there an answer here ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 no ,really, there was no rear entryi never was a tail gunner as my pop used to say i seriously want to know as this little excess bit of skin is puttin me off her rusty sherriff's badge is intact and... no one has spread her cinnamon donut so , is there an answer here ? her rusty sherriff's badge is intact and... Spend 300 Baht mate and get her checked out I would do it for free, I am not a doctor, but I could give it a really good long look Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted May 9, 2004 Author Share Posted May 9, 2004 when you say wart ,do you mean a wart like a bump or something like theres actually a protrusion of the anus muscle itself ? i know this sounds like a joke but a bg i know has a something like that and i am interested to know if its possible to have removed or is it just not possible ? No, I'm sorry it's nothing more exciting but it is just a wart. Initially I thought it may be haemerrhoids but it's been looked at by my GP, the GUM clinic nurse and even my curious landlady. I still don't know how I could have got it sexually as I'm not a tail gunner and can spot a katoey a mile away as I have a very good friend who is one. One theory is that I could have got it from putting my fngers inside a lady's vagina and then touching my nipsy afterwarts, but I don't understand how if that be the case, my knob is ok. Anyway, I don't understand it - IT'S BENEATH ME!! (sorry) -that's all I have to say on the matter until wednesday. The wart is curently still with me staying here on the Isle Of Wight for a couple of days. The weather is dull and cloudy today with light showers expected later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted May 9, 2004 Share Posted May 9, 2004 If the weather was better,The wart might enjoy the vacation more, maybe just drop off and come home alone,do ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 when you say wart ,do you mean a wart like a bump or something like theres actually a protrusion of the anus muscle itself ? i know this sounds like a joke but a bg i know has a something like that and i am interested to know if its possible to have removed or is it just not possible ? No, I'm sorry it's nothing more exciting but it is just a wart. Initially I thought it may be haemerrhoids but it's been looked at by my GP, the GUM clinic nurse and even my curious landlady. I still don't know how I could have got it sexually as I'm not a tail gunner and can spot a katoey a mile away as I have a very good friend who is one. One theory is that I could have got it from putting my fngers inside a lady's vagina and then touching my nipsy afterwarts, but I don't understand how if that be the case, my knob is ok. Anyway, I don't understand it - IT'S BENEATH ME!! (sorry) -that's all I have to say on the matter until wednesday. The wart is curently still with me staying here on the Isle Of Wight for a couple of days. The weather is dull and cloudy today with light showers expected later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Ok Ok I got one You could dab a little Colgate on it, then you would have a ring of confidence! Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maejo Man Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Ha ha Fell off my stool laughing at that one Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 when you say wart ,do you mean a wart like a bump or something like theres actually a protrusion of the anus muscle itself ? i know this sounds like a joke but a bg i know has a something like that and i am interested to know if its possible to have removed or is it just not possible ? No, I'm sorry it's nothing more exciting but it is just a wart. Initially I thought it may be haemerrhoids but it's been looked at by my GP, the GUM clinic nurse and even my curious landlady. I still don't know how I could have got it sexually as I'm not a tail gunner and can spot a katoey a mile away as I have a very good friend who is one. One theory is that I could have got it from putting my fngers inside a lady's vagina and then touching my nipsy afterwarts, but I don't understand how if that be the case, my knob is ok. Anyway, I don't understand it - IT'S BENEATH ME!! (sorry) -that's all I have to say on the matter until wednesday. The wart is curently still with me staying here on the Isle Of Wight for a couple of days. The weather is dull and cloudy today with light showers expected later on. Henceforth leave your ' Nipsy ' alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 I just tried the Colgate, it stings like buggery..... err well how I would imagine buggery to sting like, better ask the Gent about that... Strangely I now have nice fresh breath and a whiter smile too Weird? Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Are you sure it is a wart? You may be growing a third scaramanga-type nipple, albeit in an unusual nipple location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted May 10, 2004 Share Posted May 10, 2004 Brilliant Fatter than Is the girl surprised about the size of the balls or that his cock is missing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Are you sure it is a wart? You may be growing a third scaramanga-type nipple, albeit in an unusual nipple location. I am a little scared watching that.... Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maejo Man Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Wartsday tomorrow G. Scamp, don't for get to inform us of all the news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Yes we like to keep our fingers on the button so to speak Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maejo Man Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Yes, wartever the news, good or bad, please keep us informed. Maybe the clement weather on the Isle of Wight has improved the disposition of the wart..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 I've copme bsck from the isle of wight and right now i am very very drunk and i can't yype what i meabnt to say but yes - tomorrow i am going to high wycombe hopital to ghave my wart lazeredboff for good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Lasered off!!! Sounds a bit 'Star Wartz' to me Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maejo Man Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 ....and I suppose Dr. L. Skywarter is performing the surgery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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