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Beautiful Girl, Beautiful Tattoos, Absolute 7-Eleven Train-Wreck
So there I am, late last night, just nipped down that little 7-Eleven halfway up BuaKhao, close to the big roadway bend, the one with the dodgy sliding door and the even dodgier hot dogs. Just needed to restock some water, maybe grab a toastie and a packet of crisps, windin’ down the night like a civilised geezer, yeah. Been a long one already, just wanted to rehydrate, go home, put on a bit of YouTube, and call it a night. Next thing, in she stumbles. Out of nowhere. And I mean proper tidy too. Not your usual Pattaya bar girl look, nah, this one had style. Bit of class about her. Tall, slim, lighter skin, wearing one of them little black tops that barely counted as a shirt, back all exposed, and what do I see? Full body ink. But not that tramp-stamp rubbish or that cheap bar-girl butterfly nonsense. Nah, this was proper Japanese work, beautiful koi fish, cherry blossoms, full sleeves rollin’ down her arms, bits of dragon scales pokin’ out here and there. Real artwork, looked like she’d been inked by someone who knew their needles from their elbows. But, and here’s the deal breaker, she’s absolutely mullered. You could smell the vodka coming off her like a petrol station on a hot day. Lipstick smudged, mascara halfway down her cheeks, high heels clackin’ about like a newborn giraffe. And she’s on me like I’m the only exit in a house fire. Starts with the old “You no habb girlfriend, law? Where you go now? You want go disco with me?” Givin’ it the big eyes and all that, hoping to withdraw some cash from my wallet obviously, swayin’ like a palm tree in a storm. Now don’t get me wrong, fifteen years ago I might’ve thought I’d won the lottery and wouldn't a-minded paying the freight-fee. But these days? Nah mate, I know this game. Drunk girls are pure chaos in a bottle of extra-spicy trouble-sauce. One minute they’re running smooth like a Ferrari right after a fresh tune, next minute they’re cryin’ like someone's kicked their dog in the bell-end, then someone’s callin’ the police and suddenly your photo’s all over AseanNow getting slacked-off with a headline like “Foreigner Arrested in 7-Eleven Brawl Over Tattooed Beauty.” Meanwhile the staff behind the till are watchin’ like it’s prime time telly. Givin' them a right giggle, innit. I can already see them uploadin’ this CCTV clip with a TikTok song underneath. Not today, Satan. I gave her the polite smile, did the gentle step-back, grabbed me stuff like it was a hostage rescue, paid up, and walked out cool as you like. Left her there swipin’ through her phone, probably lining up the next mug to come walking through the door. Mates, beautiful tattoos, proper art, but wrapped around a bottle of absolute trouble. Glad I dodged that bullet. Night saved. Pattaya, you mad old cow, you nearly had me again. -
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When you thought it couldn't get any more ridiculous...
As far I know for kids, is these vaccines. Any link to 70 mandatory vaxxines for kids? These vaccines is pretty much standard for the western world. diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis (generally as DTaP vaccine), polio (IPV vaccine), measles, rubella (often as MMR vaccine), and varicella (chickenpox) And some also advise hepatitis Norway not mandatory but the percentage is high in Norway for parents who give kids vaccination Vaccine against rotavirus. Vaccine against diphtheria, tetanus, whooping cough, poliomyelitis, infection with Haemophilus influenzae type b (Hib) and hepatitis B Norway maintains a high national coverage for childhood vaccinations, with rates generally at 95-97% for 2-year-olds. While overall coverage is high, some subgroups, particularly those with immigrant parents, may have lower vaccination rates for certain vaccines. Meaning we still trust our government and their recommendations -
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USA Trump Administration Eyes Major Expansion of Travel Ban to 36 New Countries
Cambodia is being raped by the Chinese, yes. -
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UK JK Rowling Fires Back at Boy George in Heated Clash Over Trans Rights and Women’s Spaces
Did he really want to hurt him? Did he really want to make him cry?🙂 -
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Beach Road Sunset: Five Skint Indian Blokes, One Bird, and Zero Shame
Not sure about that. Reckon they'd just come from a group reading of a book called The Art of the Deal. -
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Crime ‘Am Cyanide’ Denies All Charges as Court Sets 2026 Hearings
Do you wear baggy trousers or have baggy balls?
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