Mickey Mouse is in the lawyers office and the lawyer says

"Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie just because she's got big teeth."

Mickey replies

"I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she's ######ing Goofy."

Not bad...

English lesson for advanced learners -

Understand the subtle difference between Muffin the Mule and muffin' the mule.

English lesson for advanced learners -

Understand the subtle difference between Muffin the Mule and muffin' the mule.

And Alf Witt & 'alf wit

English lesson for advanced learners -

Understand the subtle difference between Muffin the Mule and muffin' the mule.

And Alf Witt & 'alf wit

and where's the soap and wears the soap ...

English lesson for advanced learners -

Understand the subtle difference between Muffin the Mule and muffin' the mule.

And Alf Witt & 'alf wit

and where's the soap and wears the soap ...

and the nuns coming back into a dark convent, where's the candle?, sure does

I once told this joke (several decades ago ) to a work colleague, potentially the worst joke teller in the world, and during one Christmas celebration, he thought that he would try it out for size.

We had all heard the joke before..... but his punch-line was unique (unintentional... just dumb)

"I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she's ######ing Pluto."

That became the company catch-phrase ....... "it's all gone a bit Pluto"

used to work with a bloke called pluto, reason, out of this world