Wizzard of Oz Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 (edited) I was at a Thai (ie not pharang) night club last night, and after mucho beero I needed to drain the lizard. I get in the bathroom and head to the end stall (I like privacy when I free willy). This guy who looks like he works there moves towards me like he's offering me something and I say no. I start to unzip and he puts his hands on my neck to massage to which i try shake my shoulders and head to say no thanks. I'm bursting to go so I start and he keeps massaging. <deleted>? My penis is out! Get the hel_l off me! I guess I was in too much of a rush to say mai aw khab and wait until he understood. But seriously ... <deleted>? Edited November 15, 2006 by Wizzard of Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerbeer Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I was at a Thai (ie not pharang) night club last night, and after mucho beero I needed to drain the lizard. I get in the bathroom and head to the end stall (I like privacy when I free willy). This guy who looks like he works there moves towards me like he's offering me something and I say no. I start to unzip and he puts his hands on my neck to massage to which i try shake my shoulders and head to say no thanks. I'm bursting to go so I start and he keeps massaging. <deleted>? My penis is out! Get the hel_l off me!I guess I was in too much of a rush to say mai aw khab and wait until he understood. But seriously ... <deleted>? was shocked the first time it happened to me too. seems like a norm in thai establishments. totally culture shock for many of the farangs. they normally ask if you want a lady for the night. if not, maybe a 10 or 20 baht tip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Welcome to Thailand... Grin and bear (bare) it! It's S.O.P in the better night clubs to receive a neck rub while draining down below... Supposedly, it'll help you todrink more. Don't worry about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerbeer Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Welcome to Thailand...Grin and bear (bare) it! It's S.O.P in the better night clubs to receive a neck rub while draining down below... Supposedly, it'll help you todrink more. Don't worry about it. speaking of thai establishments, any suggestions for a good hang out place? need a change from the regular farang based bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ta22 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 whahahahha a.. all i got to say is whahahahhahahah royal flash . got beaten by your piss massage . whahhahah where shall we go next .. trust me yesterday outing is really a very mild warm up where shall we go tonight . whahahhaa i am still laghing my head off when i see your expression yesterday whahha dude .. next stop . will be a chick doing the massage instead of a guy ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzard of Oz Posted November 15, 2006 Author Share Posted November 15, 2006 royal flash . got beaten by your piss massage . Heh ... no way man. I'm more chinese than you =P Private joke btw in case any non Ta22 posters are thinking "<deleted>?" i am still laghing my head off when i see your expression yesterday whahha dude .. next stop . will be a chick doing the massage instead of a guy ok Yeah, a chick would be weird, but not necessarily bad weird like with a guy. Yes, I'm a homophobe - "not there's anything wrong with that" =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I was at a Thai (ie not pharang) night club last night, and after mucho beero I needed to drain the lizard. I get in the bathroom and head to the end stall (I like privacy when I free willy). This guy who looks like he works there moves towards me like he's offering me something and I say no. I start to unzip and he puts his hands on my neck to massage to which i try shake my shoulders and head to say no thanks. I'm bursting to go so I start and he keeps massaging. <deleted>? My penis is out! Get the hel_l off me!I guess I was in too much of a rush to say mai aw khab and wait until he understood. But seriously ... <deleted>? If you get a hard on, you finally know that you are queer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 No way, tell them to <deleted> off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I can't say I've had the pleasure....YET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I was at a Thai (ie not pharang) night club last night, and after mucho beero I needed to drain the lizard. I get in the bathroom and head to the end stall (I like privacy when I free willy). This guy who looks like he works there moves towards me like he's offering me something and I say no. I start to unzip and he puts his hands on my neck to massage to which i try shake my shoulders and head to say no thanks. I'm bursting to go so I start and he keeps massaging. <deleted>? My penis is out! Get the hel_l off me! I guess I was in too much of a rush to say mai aw khab and wait until he understood. But seriously ... <deleted>? If you get a hard on, you finally know that you are queer! If that happens.......you can't take a leak anymore..... LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I was at a Thai (ie not pharang) night club last night, and after mucho beero I needed to drain the lizard. I get in the bathroom and head to the end stall (I like privacy when I free willy). This guy who looks like he works there moves towards me like he's offering me something and I say no. I start to unzip and he puts his hands on my neck to massage to which i try shake my shoulders and head to say no thanks. I'm bursting to go so I start and he keeps massaging. <deleted>? My penis is out! Get the hel_l off me! I guess I was in too much of a rush to say mai aw khab and wait until he understood. But seriously ... <deleted>? If you get a hard on, you finally know that you are queer! If that happens.......you can't take a leak anymore..... LaoPo well, you could. but you wouldn't call it a leak, you would call it a golden shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I was at a Thai (ie not pharang) night club last night, and after mucho beero I needed to drain the lizard. I get in the bathroom and head to the end stall (I like privacy when I free willy). This guy who looks like he works there moves towards me like he's offering me something and I say no. I start to unzip and he puts his hands on my neck to massage to which i try shake my shoulders and head to say no thanks. I'm bursting to go so I start and he keeps massaging. <deleted>? My penis is out! Get the hel_l off me! I guess I was in too much of a rush to say mai aw khab and wait until he understood. But seriously ... <deleted>? If you get a hard on, you finally know that you are queer! If that happens.......you can't take a leak anymore..... LaoPo well, you could. but you wouldn't call it a leak, you would call it a golden shower. ...With a shower (at least in my bathroom)....the water comes from above.....with a hard on it's more like a fountain... if you can 'produce' that is.... LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I was at a Thai (ie not pharang) night club last night, and after mucho beero I needed to drain the lizard. I get in the bathroom and head to the end stall (I like privacy when I free willy). This guy who looks like he works there moves towards me like he's offering me something and I say no. I start to unzip and he puts his hands on my neck to massage to which i try shake my shoulders and head to say no thanks. I'm bursting to go so I start and he keeps massaging. <deleted>? My penis is out! Get the hel_l off me! I guess I was in too much of a rush to say mai aw khab and wait until he understood. But seriously ... <deleted>? If you get a hard on, you finally know that you are queer! If that happens.......you can't take a leak anymore..... LaoPo well, you could. but you wouldn't call it a leak, you would call it a golden shower. ...With a shower (at least in my bathroom)....the water comes from above.....with a hard on it's more like a fountain... if you can 'produce' that is.... LaoPo there are too many factors to consider in this scenario. lets just say I have to do some serious yoga to take a leak in the middle of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Rambo Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 It's seriously uncool when this happens. You just have to be on your guard and make your feelings clear when you enter the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 (edited) Happened to me the first time I was in a club in BK...I went absolutley APE My Son who was allredy living in BK told me to go back in the bog and apologise..which armed with the 20baht note he gave me I duly did....still did not feel happy about it though. Now I accept it..these poor guys have got to make a living...imagine spending your working life in the bogs Edited due to poor grammer Edited November 15, 2006 by ThaiPauly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinRed Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I wish I'm a dude now.. life sucks. And I want a 100 posts more to vent in the bedlam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Had it many times when I hit Xcyte. However can't piss when a lads rubbing me neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helicoptor Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 just be grateful he only offered to rub your Neck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I love a good massage when having a piss. Would be better when having a crap and you can sit down, but that might be a bit embarrassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippybangkok Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I was at a Thai (ie not pharang) night club last night, and after mucho beero I needed to drain the lizard. I get in the bathroom and head to the end stall (I like privacy when I free willy). This guy who looks like he works there moves towards me like he's offering me something and I say no. I start to unzip and he puts his hands on my neck to massage to which i try shake my shoulders and head to say no thanks. I'm bursting to go so I start and he keeps massaging. <deleted>? My penis is out! Get the hel_l off me!I guess I was in too much of a rush to say mai aw khab and wait until he understood. But seriously ... <deleted>? Spot the newbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Clifton Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 How about the Tesco mop lady cleaning around my feet while taking a leak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Well, Tony, which lane do you pee in... Cos if it's one of the food lanes, i can well understand her mopping up quickly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I guess if he's massageing your shoulders and he takes one hand off I think I would start to worry.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too true Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Geez Louise! Nothing like that in the lady's room, I tell you. Of course the logistics of that scenario would need a little working out.... but still.... boys get all the fun! I've always been jealous of the peeing standing up thing. No joke. But Thai people are much cooler about girls peeing in the grass than farang are. When my husband drags me out to one of his fishing ponds and we're drinking and I have to go pee I invariably get pointed towards some tall grass near the parking area and then the guys promise to be on the lookout for any wanderers in the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I guess if he's massageing your shoulders and he takes one hand off I think I would start to worry.. If he was massaging and he takes two hands off, then you should worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizzard of Oz Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 (edited) No way, tell them to <deleted> off. Well, I was wondering if anyone speaks thai enough to say "NOT <deleted> WANT!" *with a look of horror/disgust* Something like "mai <deleted> aw" but more correctly in thai rather than stringing english words with thai words. I wish I'm a dude now.. life sucks. And I want a 100 posts more to vent in the bedlam. If you were sitting down to take a wiz, would you really like another chick to massage your shoulders (unlwaa you're gay - then this questions is meaningless)? Geez Louise! Nothing like that in the lady's room, I tell you. Of course the logistics of that scenario would need a little working out.... but still.... boys get all the fun! I've always been jealous of the peeing standing up thing. No joke. But Thai people are much cooler about girls peeing in the grass than farang are. When my husband drags me out to one of his fishing ponds and we're drinking and I have to go pee I invariably get pointed towards some tall grass near the parking area and then the guys promise to be on the lookout for any wanderers in the area. Are you saying guys get the fun cuz we're getting massaged by someone of the same sex? Or because we're getting massaged by a guy, and as a woman you would like a massage from a dude? Big difference. And standing up to pee or pissing out in the woods is nothing like pissing while a same sex person is freaking rubbing you. This post was about being rubbed up by a guy while the snake was out of the cage. I think you can only understand if you think about yourself in a toilet where the stalls in the ladies are in a row with no barriers or cubicles and some chick comes over and starts massaging ur shoulders while ur trying to take a wiz. Edited November 16, 2006 by Wizzard of Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 (edited) Well, I was wondering if anyone speaks thai enough to say "NOT <deleted> WANT!" *with a look of horror/disgust* Errr .... well, yes. But I wouldn't use the phrase in this situation.... the hands may quickly move towards your throat (not joking) //edit/forgotquote Edited November 16, 2006 by Thaddeus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Jai yen yen... why get so upset? It's common practise in Thai pubs and clubs to provide a neck and shoulder massage service to patrons who have to syphon the python. If you don't feel comfortable about it, don't get upset and aggressive... simply smile or shake your head and say "mai ow krap". No prompem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too true Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 No way, tell them to <deleted> off. Well, I was wondering if anyone speaks thai enough to say "NOT <deleted> WANT!" *with a look of horror/disgust* Something like "mai <deleted> aw" but more correctly in thai rather than stringing english words with thai words. I wish I'm a dude now.. life sucks. And I want a 100 posts more to vent in the bedlam. If you were sitting down to take a wiz, would you really like another chick to massage your shoulders (unlwaa you're gay - then this questions is meaningless)? Geez Louise! Nothing like that in the lady's room, I tell you. Of course the logistics of that scenario would need a little working out.... but still.... boys get all the fun! I've always been jealous of the peeing standing up thing. No joke. But Thai people are much cooler about girls peeing in the grass than farang are. When my husband drags me out to one of his fishing ponds and we're drinking and I have to go pee I invariably get pointed towards some tall grass near the parking area and then the guys promise to be on the lookout for any wanderers in the area. Are you saying guys get the fun cuz we're getting massaged by someone of the same sex? Or because we're getting massaged by a guy, and as a woman you would like a massage from a dude? Big difference. And standing up to pee or pissing out in the woods is nothing like pissing while a same sex person is freaking rubbing you. This post was about being rubbed up by a guy while the snake was out of the cage. I think you can only understand if you think about yourself in a toilet where the stalls in the ladies are in a row with no barriers or cubicles and some chick comes over and starts massaging ur shoulders while ur trying to take a wiz. You're absolutely right. I've got no snake. How could I possibly understand? If you were sitting down to take a wiz, would you really like another chick to massage your shoulders (unlwaa you're gay - then this questions is meaningless)? However, do you think if you were gay that you would enjoy a strange man putting his hands on your shoulders while you're taking a leak? Gay men are less fussy than straight men? Nah, the massage guy had probably just never seen a farang snake before and wanted to see if they look the same as Thai snakes... you know, the rumours and all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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