Lee4Life Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 How would you know unless you were there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khundon Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 The hottest curry possible. Designed to give me the runs. The hangman will earn his fee cleaning it all up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khundon Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 9 hours ago, cyberfarang said: If I was on death row and about to be executed, food would be the last thing on my mind. I know what my last request would be and I`d go out with a smile on my face. Not sure they would allow a lady boy into the cell, but hell, you could give it a try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfarang Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 12 minutes ago, khundon said: Not sure they would allow a lady boy into the cell, but hell, you could give it a try. If you believe that`s a lady boy, then I guess you have been out of action for far too long and forgotten what real women look like. Best you stick with the before execution meal I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted August 17, 2016 Share Posted August 17, 2016 A sausage and egg Mcmuffin and 2 hash browns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza40 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Don Mega said: A sausage and egg Mcmuffin and 2 hash browns. A man of high aspirations to the very end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousehound Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 McDs is, I believe, the only franchise allowed in heaven so no good having that. I would get a fresh egg - bury it and insist Ithat is the only one I want and that I only eat 100 year old egg. Give me a bit more time. The wait would be like 100 years at Immigration - - oh no I'm already dead and am actually in hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinners Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 If I can come up with pathetic asinine emotive questions, can I come and work for TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manfredtillmann Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 a nice, hairless pussy, preferably with the body it belongs to still attached to it... oh no, this will not make it past the censors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 A piece of Toast that looks like toast.Arare and exotic treat I Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soc Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Bacon & eggs, with fried tomatoes on toast. Big mug of scalding, strong, creamy coffee(that would probably go straight through me!). Why? Because l like it. Who cares about the grease, fat & calories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantern Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Is endless Coffee allowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzler1973 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Without being a spoilsport the whole 'last meal' thing isn't as exciting as people think. There are heavy restrictions, you can't just have anything and it's often restricted to whatever they have on their 'normal' menu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khundon Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 16 hours ago, cyberfarang said: If you believe that`s a lady boy, then I guess you have been out of action for far too long and forgotten what real women look like. Best you stick with the before execution meal I think. I bow to you and your experience with lady boys, as you seem to be very knowledgeable on the subject. However, you don't know s@@t about satire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khundon Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 7 hours ago, manfredtillmann said: a nice, hairless pussy, preferably with the body it belongs to still attached to it... oh no, this will not make it past the censors! I believe that some US prisons allow cats to be kept by prisoners, so you could be in with a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted August 18, 2016 Author Share Posted August 18, 2016 Cowpat and a bottle of Chang. Why change your regular diet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadeeken Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 I'm not even going to waste my time with this one...............No way am I going to be on death row.......... I have learned to live within my boundaries................ Cheers..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 7 hours ago, Razzler1973 said: Without being a spoilsport the whole 'last meal' thing isn't as exciting as people think. There are heavy restrictions, you can't just have anything and it's often restricted to whatever they have on their 'normal' menu I love to eat, but I would not be hungry if I knew I was going to be executed, so it does not matter anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 15 hours ago, transam said: Wrong forum chummy....... Anyhoooo, slab of Cheshire cheese, jar of crunchy pickled gherkins, pint of fresh prawns and 3 pints of real ale....15 minute pause then a bottle of vintage port...After that I will be ready to go anywhere.......... Of course you will be running off mon ami...the bill would be astronomical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazinoz Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Heaps of popcorn kernels and request to be cremated immediately after death. Should make for interesting cremation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyFriend You Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 2KG's of Durian - so when I expire, the gas coing out of my body will cause everyone witnessing to gasp for breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted August 20, 2016 Author Share Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) Steak and Ale Pie, chips and gravy! With a pint of Theaksons Old Percular to wash it down. Edited August 20, 2016 by Wilsonandson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Spicy chilli beans, Jerusalem artichokes and a side order of brussel sprouts. Prune surprise to follow. I don't intend to go quietly - or alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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