Smart Guy

[Little Black Duck]

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He

says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100

dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns

around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she

does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks

again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs

around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite

your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars,

eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over

there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal

the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs

them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them,

licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite

them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."

[suegha]

Now this is the funniest joke I have heard all day!!!

[Pink Mist]

it's an oldie just reformatted

[Little Black Duck]

it's an oldie just reformatted

Maybee if I pay you then you might just forgive me Oh Mighty one...

[suegha]

All Jokes are old, some reformatted, some funny, (some not) this one was funny!

[In the Rai!]

[ashacat]

Nice one!!