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If all we farangs unite with the common cause of driving these tailors off the sidewalk and back into their shops, we will be doing the world a favour.

Here's the plan:

Two tall farangs are required.

Walk towards the target tailor, he comes out and offers his hand for shaking.

Two farangs walk both sides of target tailor.

Each farang takes hold of the tailors hand/arm, holding it tightly. One hand/arm for each farang.

Each farang with their other hand, lock under the tailors armpit and lifts the tailor off the ground.

Farangs keep walking away from tailor shop, with tailor doing an air walk and pleading to be put down.

50 to 100 yards should be enough.

Release tailor and allow him to return to his shop.

If this happens a few times, the tailor will stay in his shop watching TV and all sidewalks will be free of Indian obstruction. :o

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> Is it classed as assault if they grab your arm....

Sadly it is classed as a low level basic massage for which you owe them 40 Baht for each occassion.

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I'm left handed and wear a rather expensive watch on my right wrist. When on of these a..holes tries to shake my hand, I ask, rather loudly, if he's trying to steal my watch.

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If I ever wanted to kill myself, I'd get a gun go to beach road and shoot the tailors one by one and when the police turn up I'd take out as many as possible then let the rest shoot me to death.

Other than that I say "ah you can spaek english" when they say yes I say "well fuc off" but only if it the same one who is asking me for the third time that hour, other wise I just ignor them.

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If all we farangs unite with the common cause of driving these tailors off the sidewalk and back into their shops, we will be doing the world a favour.

Here's the plan:

Two tall farangs are required.

Walk towards the target tailor, he comes out and offers his hand for shaking.

Two farangs walk both sides of target tailor.

Each farang takes hold of the tailors hand/arm, holding it tightly. One hand/arm for each farang.

Each farang with their other hand, lock under the tailors armpit and lifts the tailor off the ground.

Farangs keep walking away from tailor shop, with tailor doing an air walk and pleading to be put down.

50 to 100 yards should be enough.

Release tailor and allow him to return to his shop.

If this happens a few times, the tailor will stay in his shop watching TV and all sidewalks will be free of Indian obstruction. :o

I am not going anywhere near their armpits ! :D:D:D

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