A British Airways employee answers the telephone and hears an Irish voice asking: "My name is Paddy O'Reilly, tell me now, how long is the flight from Dublin to London Heathrow ?"

As the B.A. employee turns to check the timetable, he says, "Just a minute."

He hears the voice on the phone say, "Thank you very much sir," and Paddy hangs up.

It's a long time since I used the word groaner, but this is one!

A British Airways employee answers the telephone and hears an Irish voice asking: "My name is Paddy O'Reilly, tell me now, how long is the flight from Dublin to London Heathrow ?"

As the B.A. employee turns to check the timetable, he says, "Just a minute."

He hears the voice on the phone say, "Thank you very much sir," and Paddy hangs up.

now you are getting there