When It's Cool To Use The "f" Word

[Little Black Duck]

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel

room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?

"Donald frowned and said "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have

sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald

went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter

and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?

"No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"

Edited December 4, 2006 by Little Black Duck

[guardian]

[farangsay]

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[Khutan]

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[Robski]

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[libya 115]

That's a great joke, it is going straight into my joke book.