New Motorcycle Gang in Town

[alfieconn]

Just speaking to a friend last night who has joined a new Motorcycle Gang in CM, apparently they drive round CM causing mayhem and generally being a nuisance, i was just wondering if anyone has seen or heard them and if so what are the Police doing about them.

 

Apparently they are called the SOS or Seniors on Scooters, criteria for joining is that you have to be an OAP and have a bike no bigger than 150 cc !

Edited January 21, 2017 by alfieconn

[impulse]

3 questions:

 

1) Do they have a BKK Chapter

2) Does an electric bicycle qualify as less than 150 cc?

3) Is it okay to stay sober during the mayhem?  I took the oath a long time ago...

[mesquite]

I'm an unofficial member!

[impulse]

1 minute ago, mesquite said:

I'm an unofficial member!

 

How would one go about proving that?  Or is it on the honor system?

 

I'd certainly hate to believe input from any posers.

[alfieconn]

9 minutes ago, mesquite said:

I'm an unofficial member!

 

Does that mean that you haven't been sworn in ? 

[Shoeless Joe]

4 minutes ago, alfieconn said:

 

Does that mean that you haven't been sworn in ? 

 

No, it means he's been sworn at....

[impulse]

9 minutes ago, Shoeless Joe said:

No, it means he's been sworn at....

 

Call me cynical, but somehow I doubt that.

[cheeryble]

Is this the notorious Hell's Grannies?



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[MisterTee]

...and rumor has it that the leader of this gang is either NancyL; Hubby; or Mr.Bitey.

The recent demise of Glen Bullard as honcho of the Outlaws MC created a vacuum that needed to be filled.

[impulse]

40 minutes ago, cheeryble said:

Is this the notorious Hell's Grannies?

 

 

Hubba hubba...

[dave2]

1 hour ago, alfieconn said:

criteria for joining is that you have to be an OAP and have a bike no bigger than 150 cc !

 

im in :)

dave2

[connda]

OAP - check

150 cc - check

Mayhem <has been known to drive on sidewalks> - check

 

I believe I qualify. 

[r136dg]

I think I'm prospecting but I don't think anyone knows

[dave2]

2 hours ago, connda said:

OAP - check

150 cc - check

Mayhem <has been known to drive on sidewalks> - check

 

I believe I qualify. 

 

if u g was here he would be on his custom fred flintstone bamboo bike 

 

but as an aside 

the real biker custom show is on at promenada mall on the 28 th :)

 

and there were some nice bikes on show in december 13 at the

700 year stadium coz i went :)

 

dave2

Edited January 21, 2017 by dave2

[Panda13]

https://vimeo.com/200467511
Cool. Do I qualify ?

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[narkeddiver]

Hmm - I believe there is some bad blood between them and the Over-The-Hills Angels

[Mousehound]

On ‎21‎/‎01‎/‎2017 at 0:08 PM, MisterTee said:

...and rumor has it that the leader of this gang is either NancyL; Hubby; or Mr.Bitey.

The recent demise of Glen Bullard as honcho of the Outlaws MC created a vacuum that needed to be filled.

Is this the notorious gang leader Nancy with Mr Bitey in disguise?

[elgordo38]

On 1/21/2017 at 9:58 AM, impulse said:

3 questions:

 

1) Do they have a BKK Chapter

2) Does an electric bicycle qualify as less than 150 cc?

3) Is it okay to stay sober during the mayhem?  I took the oath a long time ago...

Its where the old bikers go to die something like the elephants graveyard. 

[Kiwiken]

Are they in competition with Ulysses?

[impulse]

14 hours ago, narkeddiver said:

Hmm - I believe there is some bad blood between them and the Over-The-Hills Angels

 

Set 'em down at a table with a couple of 6 packs of Ensure's and make 'em work it out.

 

Its where the old bikers go to die something like the elephants graveyard. 

 

I'm pretty sure you have to be alive to join, but I can understand how the husky smell of liniment may be confused with embalming fluid.

Edited January 22, 2017 by impulse

[Khon Kaen Dave]

How long is the 'prospect' term,i only say because i might not live long enough to get the full patch membership.And are the passed around chicks,now called the past their sell by date chicks? And do i really have to piss on my 'Levis'? And could i be put on ravish and pillage on sunday to tuesday,and chaos and mayhem on wednesday to saturday,because i would have to,in that case,alternate my heart tablets with the ones for my Rheumatism and dodgey knee. I would  be late every thursday morning 'cos thats pension day!

I thank you.

[Khon Kaen Dave]

And,oh! i forgot,does my bicycle with 3 speed Sturmy Archer gears,count as my steel horse (love this gang language)

 

[laislica]

4 minutes ago, Khon Kaen Dave said:

How long is the 'prospect' term,i only say because i might not live long enough to get the full patch membership.And are the passed around chicks,now called the past their sell by date chicks? And do i really have to piss on my 'Levis'? And could i be put on ravish and pillage on sunday to tuesday,and chaos and mayhem on wednesday to saturday,because i would have to,in that case,alternate my heart tablets with the ones for my Rheumatism and dodgey knee. I would  be late every thursday morning 'cos thats pension day!

I thank you.

 

 

Thank the lord that I watched the TV series Sons of Anarchy or I wouldn't have understand a word you said he he.

(A great series BTW, mayhem, murder, Porn, Corruption, you name it and it's included)

[RachaRob]

Like to join but have to ask the wife, she wants me to be home by 6 pm every night.

[impulse]

4 minutes ago, RachaRob said:

Like to join but have to ask the wife, she wants me to be home by 6 pm every night.

 

I'm pretty sure you won't be the only member with a spousal 6 PM curfew...

 

Besides, some of them can't see well enough after dark to drive any more.

[Khon Kaen Dave]

laislica

Seen it,loved it Ron Perlman,i think.A freind of mine showe him around a few places when he was thinking of buying a condo here. Also i like to watch the undercover gang member series,with Damon Runyan as Charlie the undercover gang member.It started with him in the 'vargoes' and went on to him joining the Outlaws.Great series.

[thurien]

"... wondering if anyone has seen or heard them and if so what are the Police doing about them"

 

I think they ARE the police

[lungnorm]

Its not a motorcycle gang. Its a Scooter club.

[elgordo38]

3 hours ago, Khon Kaen Dave said:

And,oh! i forgot,does my bicycle with 3 speed Sturmy Archer gears,count as my steel horse (love this gang language)

 

Kind of reminds me of a 2012 movie called Standup Guys. Then there is the Over The Hill Gang. 

[lungnorm]

Are trainer wheels allowed ? If they are maybe I could join.