The Ugliest Guy In Britain

[Little Black Duck]

A guy rings his mate says I need a Favor..

I'm in the Police Station They've charged me

with being the ugliest Bloke in Britain..

Can you come down and show them They've made a Mistake...

[Robski]

A guy rings his mate says I need a Favor..

I'm in the Police Station They've charged me

with being the ugliest Bloke in Britain..

Can you come down and show them They've made a Mistake...

Even though you tried really hard to be as crap as Libya, you failed.

It was funny, just goes to show Libya's a hard act to follow.

[libya 115]

I like it, it is going straight into my leather-bound joke book.

I am happy a few people understood my 'Fish & Chips' joke and I suspect all the others are just jealous of my amazing repertoire of hilarious jokes; in fact my mailbox is laden with thank-you notes and well wishing support-notes every morning, and let me assure you some of those messages are from very senior TV members........

Will post an absolute cracker later.....

[Little Black Duck]

I like it, it is going straight into my leather-bound joke book.

I am happy a few people understood my 'Fish & Chips' joke and I suspect all the others are just jealous of my amazing repertoire of hilarious jokes; in fact my mailbox is laden with thank-you notes and well wishing support-notes every morning, and let me assure you some of those messages are from very senior TV members........

Will post an absolute cracker later.....

Libby you are Priceless..Your Jokes ???? Love your Avatar..The Duck..

[gpt]

I am the ugliest man from Britain. The midwife did not slap my feet but slapped my face. Modesty prevents me from telling you where Mum used to put the bottle!

[Robski]

I am the ugliest man from Britain. The midwife did not slap my feet but slapped my face. Modesty prevents me from telling you where Mum used to put the bottle!

Is it true that after you got onto solids she used to feed you with a catapult so she didn't have to get so close?

[gpt]

I am the ugliest man from Britain. The midwife did not slap my feet but slapped my face. Modesty prevents me from telling you where Mum used to put the bottle!

Is it true that after you got onto solids she used to feed you with a catapult so she didn't have to get so close?

And when I went to school she used to wrap my lunch in a road map. When I was about 8, they moved house and never told me.

[Little Black Duck]

I am the ugliest man from Britain. The midwife did not slap my feet but slapped my face. Modesty prevents me from telling you where Mum used to put the bottle!

Is it true that after you got onto solids she used to feed you with a catapult so she didn't have to get so close?

And when I went to school she used to wrap my lunch in a road map. When I was about 8, they moved house and never told me.

And Tie Sausages around your neck so the Dog would play with you..

[gpt]

And Christmas is always a sad time for me. Dad, every Christmas Eve, used to go into the yard with a 12 bore, fire one shot in the air and come in to the house with tears in his eyes - "There'll be no presents this year, Santa's committed suicide"

Edited December 18, 2006 by gpt

[jayenram]

And Christmas is always a sad time for me. Dad, every Christmas Eve, used to go into the yard with a 12 bore, fire one shot in the air and come in to the house with tears in his eyes - "There'll be no presents this year, Santa's committed suicide"

Don't know why, but this appears to fit here:

[Patsycat]

Made my early morning

[Little Black Duck]

And Christmas is always a sad time for me. Dad, every Christmas Eve, used to go into the yard with a 12 bore, fire one shot in the air and come in to the house with tears in his eyes - "There'll be no presents this year, Santa's committed suicide"

Don't know why, but this appears to fit here:

Funny She Didnt Look Like a Fairy..

[In the Rai!]

And Christmas is always a sad time for me. Dad, every Christmas Eve, used to go into the yard with a 12 bore, fire one shot in the air and come in to the house with tears in his eyes - "There'll be no presents this year, Santa's committed suicide"

Don't know why, but this appears to fit here: