The Tree Fancier

[Little Black Duck]

The Guy driving in the Aussie Outback out in the middle of nowhere

a solitary tree with a guy hugging it..

The guy stops his car walks over to the fella and asks if he is OK.

He says sure I am I'm a Tree Fancier..

Very hot day so the Good Samaritan decides to humour him, Tree

Fancier ?? What kind of tree is this..

Its a whispering tree..The Samaritan puts his ear to the tree

says I cant hear anything..

No No No you gotta Hug the tree

Again to humour the poor soul he hugs the tree

The guy quickly ties the Samaritans hands around the tree

steals his clothes and money and drives off in his car..

All day the heat, the flies, the ants, bearing in mind he's naked

A car is heard coming down the road Samaritan thinks I'm Saved..

Chap gets out of his car comes over and the Samaritan pours

out his tale of woe..

Then he hears the sound of a Zipper opening

and a voice says "Just hasn't been your Day has it"

[Patsycat]

Sorry, i've got a dark sense of humour!! Sounds a bit like the old saying from that long forgotten film - "Squeal like a pig"

Edited December 18, 2006 by Patsycat

[In the Rai!]

The Guy driving in the Aussie Outback out in the middle of nowhere

a solitary tree with a guy hugging it..

The guy stops his car walks over to the fella and asks if he is OK.

He says sure I am I'm a Tree Fancier..

Very hot day so the Good Samaritan decides to humour him, Tree

Fancier ?? What kind of tree is this..

Its a whispering tree..The Samaritan puts his ear to the tree

says I cant hear anything..

No No No you gotta Hug the tree

Again to humour the poor soul he hugs the tree

The guy quickly ties the Samaritans hands around the tree

steals his clothes and money and drives off in his car..

All day the heat, the flies, the ants, bearing in mind he's naked

A car is heard coming down the road Samaritan thinks I'm Saved..

Chap gets out of his car comes over and the Samaritan pours

out his tale of woe..

Then he hears the sound of a Zipper opening

and a voice says "Just hasn't been your Day has it"

[guardian]

[libya 115]

Sort of a mixture between 'Deliverance' and 'Scum'...........funny in a schadenfreude sense........