The Old Man

[John_Betong]

An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.

"Are these your grandkids?" the reporter asked.

"Naw, sir, they all be my younguns," the old man replied with a sly grin.

"Your kids?" said the reporter. "What about this beautiful young lady who keeps bringing us tea? Is she one of your children too?"

"Naw, sir," said the old man. "She be my wife."

"Your wife?" said the surprised reporter. "But she can't be more than 19 years old."

"Thass right," said the old man with pride.

"Well, surely you can't have a sex life with you being 115 and she being only 19," the reporter remarked.

"Naw, sir, " said the old man. "We have sex every night. Every night two of my boys helps me on it, and every morning six of my boys helps me off."

"Wait just one minute," said the newspaperman. "Why does it only take two of your boys to put you on, but it takes six of them to take you off?"

"Cause," the spry old man said with a balled fist, "I fights 'em."

[jasreeve17]

You might want to email Libya and ask for a little advice regarding improving the quality of your jokes.

Merry Xmas.

[guardian]

An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them.

Probably this IS dear old Libya115 himself

[Little Black Duck]

Wishful thinking John ????

[John_Betong]

You might want to email Libya and ask for a little advice regarding improving the quality of your jokes.

Merry Xmas.

Hi JasReeve17,

It never ceases to amaze me as to what humours and entertains individuals.

I enjoyed this joke and like many of the others I have posted it has been added to my personal joke collection.

All the best and I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Cheers,

John_Betong

[John_Betong]

Wishful thinking John ????

Nah - I think he was viagra.