A Fart..

[Little Black Duck]

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song......

A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.

One fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......

A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,

To a small elevator,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.

That farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must not forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!

[Pink Mist]

from a fart purist, dedicated to the people who still have the ability to pass dry wind, chang drinkers may have a problem in that area

[suegha]

Brill Ducky!

[Mr Jones]

Not very funny, not when you are living in India, a fart is very risky.