"Applying make-up and eating while driving quite alright" says top Bangkok cop

[diehard60]

the only bad thing is that these people do NOT know when it is safe. thais know how to buy cars and truck but do not know common sense.

[Lupatria]

There is hope. He will probably change his mind after his siblings got knocked down by a driver with a big mac in the left a coke in the right hand, watching TV on his dashboard screen, while chasing around Sukhumvit at a speed of 90 km/h.

[hotchilli]

8 hours ago, ratcatcher said:

"It was quite alright to eat or put on make-up - but drivers should wait until it was safe to do so."

Based on that comment, presumably the use of mobile phones is OK, when it is safe to do so.

And there-in lays the problem... most Thais don't know when it's safe to do so...

some think it's fine at 100 miles an hour. !

[wakeupplease]

With people like this around now you can see why this place has the worst road kill in the world (Libya is at war so not no 1 in the real world) LOL

[YetAnother]

thai officials so often use the most astonishing 'logic'; NOT

[Moti24]

"It was quite alright to eat or put on make-up - but drivers should wait until it was safe to do so."

 

And this idiot is a top Bangkok traffic cop!  That explains it all!

[Muggi1968]

But remember....NO sex while driving 

[shaurene]

9 hours ago, rkidlad said:

I watched a good documentary about how people cannot multitask. When I say multitask, I mean literally do 2 or more things at the same time. Brain can't do it.

 

When driving, your concentration should always be fully on what you're doing - driving. In a country where most people have had no formal driving lessons, I'd say it's absolutely imperative that they give 100% concentration to driving and nothing else. 

 

The first thing my missus does when she reaches a red light is pull out her phone. I always remind her that Facebook can wait. She always asks "What's the problem? The light's red". Wait for the light to go green and most people aren't concentrating and take a few secs until they start moving. Another reason traffic is so bad. 

 

People in power really need to know when to stop and think before they speak. 

Ye. Very old saying. "Put your brain into operation before you open your mouth."

[Boss]

Need an inactive post....

[HocusPocus67]

"But Jiraphat said it was not like the ban on mobile phones."

 

Oh? This law will be enforced then...? I don't think I'll be holding my breath while waiting...

[Catkiwi]

10 hours ago, tonray said:

But what if you are only using the phone to talk about what you are eating ?

What if you are eating, applying face paint and talking on the phone but whilst being safe?

[Catkiwi]

20 minutes ago, Muggi1968 said:

But remember....NO sex while driving 

Or in the back seat...

[Catkiwi]

49 minutes ago, YetAnother said:

thai officials so often use the most astonishing 'logic'; NOT

Correct. An astonishing logic. One devoid of any actual logic

[CantSpell]

I can multitask all-right, I drink and drive, switching beer with sandwich while playing on the phone..

When I have no beer or sandwich in my hand, i would then fondle with the wife breast...

The tricky part is taking ciggies out of the pant's pockets while fondling with that breast but then again, easy, just stir the wheel with the knee... 

 

Is it all ok officer, am I doing it right? 

I can lose the phone if you really insist

Edited June 28, 2017 by CantSpell

[Catkiwi]

4 minutes ago, CantSpell said:

I can multitask all-right, I drink and drive, switching beer with sandwich while playing on the phone..

When I have no beer or sandwich in my hand, i would then fondle with the wife breast...

The tricky part is taking ciggies out of the pant's pockets while fondling with that breast but then again, easy, just stir the wheel with the knee... 

 

Is it all ok officer, am I doing it right? 

I can lose the phone if you really insist

Lol. You forgot to mention how u gonne light your smoke..mrs?

[BEVUP]

I think I just got through the first page to only realize that the posters were referring back to western laws where they think we are a bunch of numb nuts that cant do 2 things at once - & I'm not talking about applying make up or SMS ing 

[Xobtsiwt]

This article is the perfect complement to ThaiVisa's other headline story today; in a country where a so-called top cop thinks "applying make-up and eating while driving (is) quite alright", they are proposing a 200km/hr high-speed train to Korat.

 

What could possibly go wrong? Answers should be bound not stapled. Several volumes are acceptable.

[BEVUP]

1 hour ago, CantSpell said:

I can multitask all-right, I drink and drive, switching beer with sandwich while playing on the phone..

When I have no beer or sandwich in my hand, i would then fondle with the wife breast...

The tricky part is taking ciggies out of the pant's pockets while fondling with that breast but then again, easy, just stir the wheel with the knee... 

 

Is it all ok officer, am I doing it right? 

I can lose the phone if you really insist

Exactly right can manage that 

I once had to do a 4 wheel driving refresher with the mines  the idiot asked the question as to why we need to drive with 2 hands Answer - so you can drive straight (well i left it at that)

[Khon Kaen Dave]

3 hours ago, Ozziefrog said:

I used to roll a cigy , on the mobile  while driving half blind what s wrong with that .

 

Some people can talk and some people can do .....

Could you do it with one hand though? :)

[Panda13]

Is it true that 50% of the people you meet every day are below average intelligence?

[Catkiwi]

1 minute ago, Panda13 said:

Is it true that 50% of the people you meet every day are below average intelligence?

 

1 minute ago, Panda13 said:

Is it true that 50% of the people you meet every day are below average intelligence?

Only on TV. There is only you and me left and I have my doubts about you

[Catkiwi]

23 minutes ago, Khon Kaen Dave said:

Could you do it with one hand though? :)

The big screen mobiles help to roll on... do what with one hand KK Dave?

 

[Khon Kaen Dave]

5 minutes ago, Catkiwi said:

The big screen mobiles help to roll on... do what with one hand KK Dave?

 

Roll a ciggy, what did you think i meant? No surely not that?

[Catkiwi]

13 minutes ago, Khon Kaen Dave said:

Roll a ciggy, what did you think i meant? No surely not that?

 

13 minutes ago, Khon Kaen Dave said:

Roll a ciggy, what did you think i meant? No surely not that?

ROFL!!

[Catkiwi]

1 minute ago, Catkiwi said:

 

ROFL!!

I tell you what, after all of the downtrodden depressed , whinging, pessimistic posts that one sees here, it is bloody nice to see some down to earth bloody fun! Cheers Dave!!!

[Khon Kaen Dave]

4 minutes ago, Catkiwi said:

I tell you what, after all of the downtrodden depressed , whinging, pessimistic posts that one sees here, it is bloody nice to see some down to earth bloody fun! Cheers Dave!!!

Thanks my friend, i am available for weddings, christenings, and Bahmitzvas.

[retarius]

Words fail me at what an idiot this cop is. Staggeringly stupid...what is his IQ? 3?

[Khon Kaen Dave]

5 minutes ago, retarius said:

Words fail me at what an idiot this cop is. Staggeringly stupid...what is his IQ? 3?

Less than his shoe size, at a rough guess.

[Catkiwi]

9 minutes ago, Khon Kaen Dave said:

Less than his shoe size, at a rough guess.

Weenie size....

[Khon Kaen Dave]

3 minutes ago, Catkiwi said:

Weenie size....

There you go again, getting personal. Was that an answer to my previous post, or do you know my wife?