A Bit-too-friendly Elderly Nun

[brahmburgers]

A cab picks up a nun who notices the handsome driver won't stop looking at her via his rear view mirror - so she asks him why.

"I have a question to ask you," he replies, "but I don't want to offend you."

"My son," she says, "when you're as old as I am, and have been a nun for many years, you've seen and heard just about everything."

"Well," says the driver, "I've always had this private fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

"My my," says the nun, "let's see what we can do about that. "First you must be Catholic and then you must be unmarried."

The cab driver excitedly says, "Yes, I'm Catholic and I'm single!"

"Ok, pull in to the next alley, over there."

She gets in to the front seat with cabbie, and proceeds to fulfill his fantasy with a multi-minute full mouth kiss that would make a hooker blush - but when when they get back on the road the driver starts sobbing.

"My dear child, why are you crying?" asks the nun.

"Forgive me mother, but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I am not a Catholic and I am indeed married."

"That's Ok," says the nun, "My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party."

[taken from 'Planet Proctor' '06]

[dogblower]

Particularly apt in Thailand, no?

[Little Black Duck]

A cab picks up a nun who notices the handsome driver won't stop looking at her via his rear view mirror - so she asks him why.

"I have a question to ask you," he replies, "but I don't want to offend you."

"My son," she says, "when you're as old as I am, and have been a nun for many years, you've seen and heard just about everything."

"Well," says the driver, "I've always had this private fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

"My my," says the nun, "let's see what we can do about that. "First you must be Catholic and then you must be unmarried."

The cab driver excitedly says, "Yes, I'm Catholic and I'm single!"

"Ok, pull in to the next alley, over there."

She gets in to the front seat with cabbie, and proceeds to fulfill his fantasy with a multi-minute full mouth kiss that would make a hooker blush - but when when they get back on the road the driver starts sobbing.

"My dear child, why are you crying?" asks the nun.

"Forgive me mother, but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I am not a Catholic and I am indeed married."

"That's Ok," says the nun, "My name is "LORD DONZ" and I'm going to a costume party."

[taken from 'Planet Proctor' '06]

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