Happy New Year Libby!

[Robski]

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was a salted.

[Pink Mist]

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was a salted.

and the other wasn't

[Little Black Duck]

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was a salted.

and the other wasn't

Perhaps he got Pasted ???

[libya 115]

Happy New Year to you all!

Not a bad joke, will slip it in the back pages of my joke book.

I have some excellent jokes lined up for the New Year, keep you eyes peeled and be prepared for 'Death by Laughter'.

[kayo]

two peanuts walk down the street in thailand during hot season..

one says to the other, " It's hot, innit?"

The other replies, "Yeah, I'm roasted, an' a bit dry..."