Thechook Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, lamyai3 said: Of course, it's very important that the roots and shoots occur in the right order. A Koala is sitting in a bar enjoying his drink when a bar girl approaches him. She starts flirting and they chat for a few minutes before the girl looks at the Koala and says "hey, you wanna get outta here?" "Sure!" the Koala replied as he jumped off the stool and took her hand and led her out of the bar. The moment they get into her apartment he immediately pulls her skirt down and starts going down on her. After about 15 minutes the Koala gets up and starts walking around. "what are you doing?" the girl asked. "Oh, I'm getting my stuff and going back to the bar" the Koala replied. "You have to pay me first!" the woman shouted. "What!? Why?" the Koala asked. "Because I'm a prostitute!" the girl said angrily. "What's a prostitute?" he asked The girl grabbed a dictionary from the bedside table and threw it at him. He opened it up and found the word: Prostitute: A person who offers sexual activity in exchange for payment. The Koala snapped the dictionary shut and angrily shouted "Well yeah bitch, I'm a Koala!" "What the <deleted> is a Koala?!" she barked The Koala threw the dictionary back at her and she opened it up to the K section. Koala: Eats bushes and leaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffian Dick Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 On 7/16/2017 at 4:12 PM, jaywalker said: I got more elbows in my ribs than Dust Rhodes ever meted out in a lifetime. I'm finding that if someone's elbows line up with your ribs, then your elbows line up with their jaws. Just makin' an anatomical observation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaywalker Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ruffian Dick said: I'm finding that if someone's elbows line up with your ribs, then your elbows line up with their jaws. Just makin' an anatomical observation.... Did that a few times in Abu Dhabi & Dubai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 On 7/17/2017 at 5:37 AM, Somtamnication said: I am for it. We will have more bbq grill sellers opening shops and hopefully lower the imported prices. What would a 'tourist' want with a BBQ grill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 I am glad to see that the Aussies are also good spenders. I do enjoy spending time with them and having drinks with them as they have great humours. Great accents as well. Make the visas more modern like Mexico, 90 day stays with no visas needed. If you want to stay longer, just go to a Mexico government office and pay a small amount, and voila stay extended. No forced :Please leave the country just to come back. Come on Thailand please understand that tourists should be important to you and treat us better. 555, Just dreaming, TIT Geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvr181 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 16 hours ago, Jimmyjames120 said: You are a Brit, The Queen reigns and she's on your money, ? The Queen remains on the money out of respect to heritage not because we are Brits! Sheesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyjames120 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, lvr181 said: The Queen remains on the money out of respect to heritage not because we are Brits! Sheesh It's ok to be a Brit, just accept it and life will be better ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvr181 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jimmyjames120 said: It's ok to be a Brit, just accept it and life will be better ? Love your sense of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaywalker Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jimmyjames120 said: It's ok to be a Brit, just accept it and life will be better ? I was born in Orlando. I 'want' to look at Ancestry.com & sign up and all that, but I'm terrified I'll be British. I have a younger half brother who fell off the deep end with a British gal. Last time I spoke with him his Florida accent had changed. He lives in Liverpool now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyjames120 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, lvr181 said: Love your sense of humour 38 minutes ago, lvr181 said: Love your sense of humour Gotta go fishing sometimes, got quite a few bites on this occasion, perhaps another cast..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyjames120 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 38 minutes ago, jaywalker said: I was born in Orlando. I 'want' to look at Ancestry.com & sign up and all that, but I'm terrified I'll be British. I have a younger half brother who fell off the deep end with a British gal. Last time I spoke with him his Florida accent had changed. He lives in Liverpool now. Righteo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyjames120 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) Thailand wants to increase the population with more people wearing only vests and football shorts? Perhaps that's why they've more money to spend cos its certainly not spent on collars.... Edited July 18, 2017 by Jimmyjames120 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idman Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Hopefully they mean the Aussie who can actually see his toes and not his beer belly, wears cloths that have been washed at least once in a blue moon, foregoes the singlet and flip flop look, the numerous gold chains and of course the art work aka tattoos covering his arms and legs. Yep that lot are a joy to behold when they take the p.iss. Loud, obnoxious and prone to fighting I don't think this is what the Thai Tourist Authority want.Sent from my SM-T805 using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmyjames120 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 27 minutes ago, idman said: Hopefully they mean the Aussie who can actually see his toes and not his beer belly, wears cloths that have been washed at least once in a blue moon, foregoes the singlet and flip flop look, the numerous gold chains and of course the art work aka tattoos covering his arms and legs. Yep that lot are a joy to behold when they take the p.iss. Loud, obnoxious and prone to fighting I don't think this is what the Thai Tourist Authority want. Sent from my SM-T805 using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app And that's just the women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electric Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 An entertaining and amusing topic lads. Some wonderfully colourful descriptions of Aussies, by disillusioned expats in despair and denial that their country didn't get a mention in the OP. Ho hum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer90210 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 You are missing the subtlety of the message here and in reading in between the lines.. The statement calling for more Aussies has been made to please someone high above...very high above...I mean real high, who has had some close relations with Australia in the past....nothing more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 7 hours ago, idman said: Hopefully they mean the Aussie who can actually see his toes and not his beer belly, wears cloths that have been washed at least once in a blue moon, foregoes the singlet and flip flop look, the numerous gold chains and of course the art work aka tattoos covering his arms and legs. Yep that lot are a joy to behold when they take the p.iss. Loud, obnoxious and prone to fighting I don't think this is what the Thai Tourist Authority want. Sent from my SM-T805 using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Now you definitely have us aussies wrong. Aussies don't wear flip flops, that is American. You would definitely get thonged if you referred an Aussies footwear as a flip flop. Aussie men wear thongs and they come in a variety of colours for all occasions from casual to formal. Getting your first pair of thongs means coming of age. They are also great sports equipment. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sx2tS3SxOoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 3 hours ago, electric said: An entertaining and amusing topic lads. Some wonderfully colourful descriptions of Aussies, by disillusioned expats in despair and denial that their country didn't get a mention in the OP. Ho hum. We Aussies thrive on the banter, no one can bash the aussies like an Aussie as we are always hanging it on ourselves. It's part of the knockabout aussie culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YetAnother Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 having spent more than a little time in Oz, i can attest the local folks there are quite ok; better than the usual in the 40 years i spent in usa; the aussies abroad are quite the crew; wide orbits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Rolf Harris is Australian. Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomta Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 At last, I am a quality tourist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 It's cos Aussies are seen as dumb as shiiiit by Thais too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blankagain Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 38 minutes ago, Rc2702 said: It's cos Aussies are seen as dumb as shiiiit by Thais too. What an inane post. 'cos'? please explain. Obviously not an Aussie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 7 hours ago, roo860 said: Rolf Harris is Australian. Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Of British decent, his parents were english and he has resided in England since 1950. Unfortunately He missed out on a life of aussie culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Rc2702 said: It's cos Aussies are seen as dumb as shiiiit by Thais too. Really? I never heard that before, oh well she'll be right knackers at least we're happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Of British decent, his parents were english and he has resided in England since 1950. Unfortunately He missed out on a life of aussie culture.Pity he didn't stay 'down under'. Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 On July 18, 2017 at 1:05 PM, Rc2702 said: It's cos Aussies are seen as dumb as shiiiit by Thais too. Thais - in general - can't tell the difference between white people, so they must think we are all dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micbozy Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) On 17/07/2017 at 0:24 PM, SABloke said: Racist? 'Australian' isn't a race you drongo I said foreigners in Thailand magpie Edited July 21, 2017 by Micbozy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben2talk Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 On 7/19/2017 at 6:22 AM, Thechook said: Of British decent, his parents were english and he has resided in England since 1950. Unfortunately He missed out on a life of aussie culture. "missed out on a life of Aussie Culture" Backyard pissups? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 23 hours ago, ben2talk said: "missed out on a life of Aussie Culture" Backyard pissups? Yep backyard piss ups and backyard cricket, life doesn't get any better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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