Can someone help translate to English?

 

 

มีแฟนก็ติดแฟน ไม่มีก็ติดหนัง ติดของกินไปก่อน

"If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll get hooked on having one.  If you don't, then you'll get hooked on movies...might as well get hooked on eating, too!"

I have a girlfriend, there is no leather to eat,

  According to Google translate