Years ago, in the Philippines, I was in a hotel swimming pool with a friend. A Filipina, who could not swim, inched her way too far in the deep end and began to drown. Not wanting to get hit with flailing limbs, I dove underwater and simply grabbed her at the knees, pulled up, and lifted her head out of the water, walked to a more shallow point, and set her down. She coughed and spit water for a few minutes. No thank you. Nothing. My friend was a Vietnam combat veteran and quite inebriated. He got rather upset and shouted at the woman "Jesus Christ, lady, you could at least give the guy a bl&wjob!