Yeah another farcical prosecution I suppose whist they are doing the rectal search they will take photos of "lunch box" so that it can appear in a line up for "Stormy" to identify the offending sausage in court ?
As Nancy said ,,,Just say no it's easy once you do it the first time,
unless of course your ex has some very incriminating evidence against you which none of us only you would know about then maybe better to just leave the country ?