A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

Mad as he11, the woman slammed her money into the

fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed

that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't

say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and

give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey.

Proberbly best not to give the punchline in the title

i must be a bit slow today, i didn't see it coming...

I also must be a bit slow today, I didn't see it coming either!

I also must be a bit slow today, I didn't see it coming either!

I know i think we were thinking perverted !

And I thought it had something to do with me