Package Tours to Bedlam

Visiting this little haven for sanity-challenged people is open for those TV members reaching 500 postings on the Forum and, so far, thanks to electric fences, pit bull terriers, Daley Boy and armed Carpathian gypsies, we haven't lost a single nutcase yet.

Some of our more loony members actually return to life in the outside world after a short, sharp shock in Bedlam...sadly, many more fail to survive the treatment - but you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, right?

Our Electro-Shock room is really popular with most inmates - they literally scream for more voltage. Only this morning a member heartily endorsed this stimulating activity with the enthususiastic words: "No...more...don't...stop" - he was obviously trying to have the "Last Word" and asking us to give him the works, so we gladly obliged.

Our private launch takes members, and their keepers, across Sorrows Channel to Bedlam Island as and when required. Please tell us that you need this facility otherwise you'll have to swim.

Bedlam is for pussies ... tame.. another tourist area.

We can always remove your access to Bedlem, OlRedEyes

Bedlam is for pussies ... tame.. another tourist area.

So, OlRedEyes, you survived the electric shock treatment, uh? Daley, we need your help mate.

Bedlam is for pussies ... tame.. another tourist area.

So, OlRedEyes, you survived the electric shock treatment, uh? Daley, we need your help mate.

What electro-shock treatment. Didn't feel a tickle yet. Turn up the volume there, I need a kick.

Oi red eyes, behave yourself, or i will kick you up and down bedlam till you are black and blue then i will let kerry give you a good spanking with his rubber paddle

Here, I'll say something provocative.

I REALLY like Daley, there's something very feminine about him..... maybe it's the pheromones

Here, I'll say something provocative.

I REALLY like Daley, there's something very feminine about him..... maybe it's the pheromones

NOW that is something i have never been called before But in truth i am only feminine at the weekends when i wear pink dresses and call myself shirley

Thats a lie... ive seen you in a pink dress on a thursday before now

Thats a lie... ive seen you in a pink dress on a thursday before now

shhhhh you werent supposed to say you saw me at the specialist club where your a member

Bedlam is for pussies ... tame.. another tourist area.

Maybe OlRedEyes needs a frontal labotomy? Followed by a stint in a padded room wearing a jacket with 12' wrap around sleeves?

If this doesn't work we could set one (or more) of our old timers on him to bore him to death with political bebate!!! Nah' maybe this would be too drastic...

shhhhh you werent supposed to say you saw me at the specialist club where your a member

Ahh yes, i forgot about the member-client privacy policy...

BTW - those skin tight leapord skin hot pants you wear with the bubble gum pink boob tube and the lime green stiletto's simply do NOT work for you

Here, I'll say something provocative.

I REALLY like Daley, there's something very feminine about him..... maybe it's the pheromones

NOW that is something i have never been called before But in truth i am only feminine at the weekends when i wear pink dresses and call myself shirley

Shirley you can't be serious (the old uns........again)

Ahh yes, i forgot about the member-client privacy policy...

BTW - those skin tight leapord skin hot pants you wear with the bubble gum pink boob tube and the lime green stiletto's simply do NOT work for you

That wasnt me mate, that was some ther bloke, i think you have me confused, here is a picture of me, in my pink dress

Shirley you can't be serious (the old uns........again)

Hey watch what your saying, or i will reveal your secret

That wasnt me mate, that was some ther bloke, i think you have me confused, here is a picture of me, in my pink dress

Nope it was definately you, you musta been drunk (again) - those babycham's are leathal!

Looks like John Peel!

I was wondering where that dress had got to.

Nope it was definately you, you musta been drunk (again) - those babycham's are leathal!

See now not only do i know you are lying but so does everyone else, because everyone knows i dont drink

So i am afraid mr wolfie you have let all your strange perversions out of the bag, and now we all know which way and indeed how far you swing

Bedlam is for pussies ... tame.. another tourist area.

Maybe OlRedEyes needs a frontal labotomy? Followed by a stint in a padded room wearing a jacket with 12' wrap around sleeves?

If this doesn't work we could set one (or more) of our old timers on him to bore him to death with political bebate!!! Nah' maybe this would be too drastic...

Always wanted to get me one of those... Your'e talking about me penis right? Thats where my brain comfortably resides

Old-timers, politics. You talking about Boon? Mee, not Pat.

Ahh yes, i forgot about the member-client privacy policy...

BTW - those skin tight leapord skin hot pants you wear with the bubble gum pink boob tube and the lime green stiletto's simply do NOT work for you

That wasnt me mate, that was some ther bloke, i think you have me confused, here is a picture of me, in my pink dress

Shirley you can't be serious (the old uns........again)

Hey watch what your saying, or i will reveal your secret

Gawd you look beeeeautiful!!!

Nope it was definately you, you musta been drunk (again) - those babycham's are leathal!

See now not only do i know you are lying but so does everyone else, because everyone knows i dont drink

So i am afraid mr wolfie you have let all your strange perversions out of the bag, and now we all know which way and indeed how far you swing

Good thing "the gent" isn't here. He'd have a field day with all the sado-homo-erotic images and issues the people here have posted

Gawd you look beeeeautiful!!!

Awwwwwww shucks thanks olred

Good thing "the gent" isn't here. He'd have a field day with all the sado-homo-erotic images and issues the people here have posted

So, you are saying that the gent is a poof?

That wasnt me mate, that was some ther bloke, i think you have me confused, here is a picture of me, in my pink dress

...and here's the perfect pair of co-ordinating knickers for you.

Good thing "the gent" isn't here. He'd have a field day with all the sado-homo-erotic images and issues the people here have posted

So, you are saying that the gent is a poof?

No, he is one of those guys that like to attack anyone that uses any language that appears (to him) to be sado-homo-erotic in nature.

In fact, his recent "holiday" was a direct result of such attacks.

(note that "the gent" here is supposedly not the same "the gent" that posts on another site)

Good thing "the gent" isn't here. He'd have a field day with all the sado-homo-erotic images and issues the people here have posted

So, you are saying that the gent is a poof?

No, he is one of those guys that like to attack anyone that uses any language that appears (to him) to be sado-homo-erotic in nature.

In fact, his recent "holiday" was a direct result of such attacks.

(note that "the gent" here is supposedly not the same "the gent" that posts on another site)

So who are we talking about? The gent aka tornado? Because if it is tornado we are talking aobut, then it was him that started calling me shirley when i first joined the forum.

The gent that you guys are talking about is a composite nick of a bunch of trolls that have been thrown off of here many times. sTROLL, Butterfly and some others. They share the password and the nick for trolling over here. They are probably all gay.

They have been posting about this on another web-site that caters to the truly dam... banned. A buddy over there keeps me updated.

The REAL gent (Tornado), may be a lot of things, but I don't think that a poof is one of them.

No i know ole Torny aint a poof, just a wind up merchant. I miss torny, he was always funny to read especially when he had a set too with Boony.

Aparently he can read the forum but cant post, or so he told me.

I wonder if he can read Bedlam?

Bedlam is for pussies ... tame.. another tourist area.

So, OlRedEyes, you survived the electric shock treatment, uh? Daley, we need your help mate.

What electro-shock treatment. Didn't feel a tickle yet. Turn up the volume there, I need a kick.

Skip around the korner to Tippaporn's philosophical discussions, OlRedEyes. I'll teach you the meaning and purpose of life in Bedlam. You just might find the Holy Grail over there.

Bedlam is for pussies ... tame.. another tourist area.

So, OlRedEyes, you survived the electric shock treatment, uh? Daley, we need your help mate.

What electro-shock treatment. Didn't feel a tickle yet. Turn up the volume there, I need a kick.

Skip around the korner to Tippaporn's philosophical discussions, OlRedEyes. I'll teach you the meaning and purpose of life in Bedlam. You just might find the Holy Grail over there.

There's not too much about sex that you can teach me, i'd guess