onionluke

My fav pet hate is thousand island sauce on pizza .

bawbag

I liked the book , Call That Hanging , where the main character survives an inner conflict whilst serving time in Bangkok , the writings pose many questions and so on , relevarnt to human nature . Let us observe this microcosm ; the inmates chatting . " It is betta to trust a suviva , coz you know he survived " , parled with " Dinnae trust a survivor , coz ye dinnae ken how he survived " , and on into infinity

I would like to offer some alternative advice . Forget the lie detector test . Tell her you want to take a joint ESP Test . Then get all wired up together with skull caps all attached to the microwave machine , and then turn it on full for about 5 minutes . Then you say , " i understand now " .

Perhaps she likes hanging out with the other betel chewing aunties more than spending time with you .

This guy is a serial troll.

What is your problem?

I use this forum because I'm an expat. I live in Thailand.

Why do you use this forum? You clearly don't live here, so why the need to post so obsessively?

If you had ever lived in Scotland, you wouldn't have needed to ask that question.

I disagree. I think Scotland is a great country. They gave to the world:

1. John Logie Baird (he invented bagpipes)

2. Alexander Graham Bell (he invented haggis)

3. Jockie Wilson (an amazing darts player who invented fried mars bars)

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On another note, the most beautiful girlfriend I ever had was from Aberdeen. She had lovely green eyes and a beautiful accent.

Not to forget Robert Louis Stevenson ( he invented bus conducting)

Your posts and topics commonly incite argument which is fine, but a good troll would raise his game a little, some are perhaps just insulted by the lack of creativity.... give us something good, something we can play along with...

Given your recent posting history, If you had a genuine subject which is borderline 'antagonistic' or 'trollish' you're not going to get the benefit of the doubt with the regular posters who've already identified your 'posting character'.

It is also possible that your writing style and opinions draw out argument and you are innocently antagonistic - if thats the case, backing off a little would give your opinions and topics more credibility. Of course, you could simply increase your post count with useless one-liners like some posters on this forum.. It takes all to make a forum, keep trying ;-) !!

You are trying hard. And you write with a modicum of style.

But ultimately you fail because you fall prey to the very prejudices that I'm trying to expose. The prejudices are these:

1. <deleted>! You don't have a Thai-Chinese girlfriend. All them Thai-Chinese girls are like, well, hi-so. And if I ain't got one, then you ain't got one neither.

2. Oh yeah? Really? She's Thai-Chinese? So where did you meet her? Nana Plaza?

3. Thai-Chinese? Yeah, right! That's what she told, is it?

4. Thai-Chinese girlfriend? TROLL!!

Do you see what I mean? If I said that my girlfriend was an ex-bargirl from Pattaya, then no one would blink an eye.

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I suppose I could add that my girlfriend is part Arabic and has a Portuguese surname. I could also add that her friends all think she looks Indian.

But that would be risky. I fear it might unleash a few too many prejudices.

She's not Clara de Souza is she ?

If theblether is having a party I am gate crashing it , Glasgow style , with a carryout . I am primarily interested in getting a swatch at the books he reads .

Did any of these blokes you have mentioned have a butterfly tatooed on their arse ?

I was roaming around Kelvingrove Park with a bunch of kids back in the 70's . We came across a guy who appeared to be having a dump , naked in a holly bush . Being young lads full of adventure and goodwill we started pelting the bush with stones , making runs past close by shouting " ya willy graber " and such things . Anyway we realised after a bit the bloke was dead . He was in a sort of sitting position ,tied up to the tree . We all ran away .

Well going by the picture rigamortis had obviously set in , and possibly with the effect of strong sunshine caused the poor man's body to rise up into a horizontal position .

It looks like a cartoon representation of female breast to me .

It's OK SC ... I can feel a wind-up coming on.

What's a wind-up?

English isn't my first language. Wind as in the weather? Blowing upwards? You can feel it?

Wind, like wind up a watch. My ex wife used to wind me up a little at a time till eventually I exploded, she wound so tightly that she broke the spring.

Wind up , like a car , the same kind that Noddy drives .

this is like the one my mate shot, a bit bigger though so it was mountable

Disappointingly......I had to do some work there, I don't like that concept of having to work for a living, anyway!!!!

eek.........that was a very accurate description of a Haggi, ( plural for haggis )

macksview.........that's a big one huh?

You do know im a Scot too..dontcha? Well if not, you do now. lol.

Your Scottish

That's it I'm in love with a little pink cat...........meeeeooooowwwwww!!!!

I can crawl , pink pussy cat ..

^ a haggis is a creature in scotland that runs around the Braes (hills). Its right side legs are longer than its left sides, for more deft running around the steep hills.

Its a bit like a yak, but hairier.

So you think you can pidgeon hole me into your socio economic gradient just like that ? Who cleans the haggi's shoes and gives the beast a short back and sides , when stacked ????

My dear mother was excommunicated from the Catholic church , for whatever , and so , I was raised an atheist , and for that I thank a deity of your own personal choosing .

In fact she has been the one to convert religiously , to celticfootballteamism .

That's a terrible Cult, her parents are worried sick

Is there any way of getting her counselling

Nah , she dosnae require it , her smile tells a million tales .

You incorporate a glass floor to allow you observe the fishes underfoot .. Great idea though .

I have herd it is alot more difficult to grow an angina .

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My name is Caopone .......... Ca...P..o...n...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee