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So this old homeless guy who had not seen water or a razor for months was walking along when he saw a beautiful girl standing on top of a small hill. He saw that that was dangerous so he yelled to her to get back.She turned towards him and yelled that she was going to kill herself. He was old and homeless but not stupid.There was something else he had not done for months. So he walked up to the girl and asked if she could wait five more minutes before she would jump. She ask why and he explained that if she wanted to die she should have sex one last time and he was willing to help her. She was horrified and did not react so the homeless guy walked away. Then she asked him where he was going,he said: "i will wait for you at the bottom of the hill "

18 is not the age to work in a bar,they need to be 21 for that.

Not bad but there are better suicide jokes!

Nothing to worry about i think,Huskies never start!

Most people i see making merit make sure others see how good they are. Real merit is treating people with respect and dignity. It is not giving money to a temple in full view but helping people anonymously.

Please show me where i did that? I do not mock Trump,i mock his cult members. I actually feel sorry for Trump,he will have to spent the last years of his life in jail but he will at least be save there.

Could the US economy really do without the illegals? When the economy is good people will just come to try and make money. Who would do the manual labour on the farms if not for illegals? Illegals would stop coming to the US if everyone wanted to stop them but every one needs them. The only problem is both sides try to spin it so that the other side looks bad but imo every one profits from the illegals. Yes the problem should be solved and it will take time but a wall is not the answer at all.

If that is true you can stop mocking Joe Biden. In that scenario every one in the US would vote for Trump right?, but that is not going to happen. What i really miss is people saying how good Trump is,all they can come up with how bad Biden is. What would be the reason?

Again,why are you so obsessed with this? It is totally up to him and if he does not want to answer you,so be it. Feel free to ask me why i like smaller women.

Not so fast,slow down. You are the one asking why Swissie likes petite women! So it is not that no one is interested,you are! Begs the question ,why? Life is full of questions.

1.7 liter is very big for a kettle,we bought a smaller one in Thaiwatsadu for around 400 baht. People are free to ask how much they want,looking around can save you a lot of money.

Yes also bad,but,i am sure he would not try that in any city in the US. Peeling away from the stoplight like that while the cops are watching?No way.

Yes Swissie,answer the question! How dare you like petite females! Like some one on here would say "very suspicious"! On the other hand,i like smaller females also,around 40 kg. This will set off the pedo chasers here again.lol. Swissie,have a nice day and enjoy your company.

Placebo effect but whatever works works.

Don't you think they should stop and fine the driver of this vehicle?Fuel pump a very extra turns so they look cool?

I see vehicles like this nearly every day here,police does nothing. Instead of new regulations it will be much better to enforce existing laws. We all know crack downs only last two days here. Will Euro 5 and 6 mean the use of CRT Adblue?

We all have to do our part to save the planet right? My contribution is not that great but even the smallest things matter. I recycle things. After using a tooth pick i put it back in the dispenser.

I am not sure about that but i would imagine it is possible but the cost is not that high over here,300 baht per monk. No monks would certainly be frowned upon by Thai people i think.

I never said you attacked older posters but when you say "grumpy old men" it is a negative . That is where it starts?

Maybe if you stopped insulting older posters you would get less negative responds? If you are lucky someday you will be old too.

It kind of all depends on the topic at hand. Any thing to do with US politics and i am less and less inclined to post an opinion. People still find a lot of help if they have sincere questions on other topics. I have been on here for awhile now and yes,overall things are getting worse. Times are changing and so are people. We are getting more and more selfish and dis respectful as a species i think. Funny that social media seems to make people less social.

I will ask them as soon as they wake up ok?

If you talk to some one in the Temple they will have the contact where to get the flowers and the coffin. We made copies of all the papers and send them by email to the Embassy. You will need the official death certificate from the embassy before you can pick up the body.With this paper you go to the Tessabahn and they will give the paper to give to the Temple. You will also need a Covid free certificate but that was done automatically by the hospital. The body arrived in the Temple in the morning and only stayed one night,the next day was the cremation. People will try to get you to spend more money but just do it the way you want it.

Yes it has been part of Thai culture for centuries and legal or not legal people will continue to use it. All the doom sayers who made predictions about the total collapse of society have been proved wrong. Of course there should be some rules about the use of it. Like the Beatles said :"Let it be".

We went thru this just two weeks ago. All of the cost in the Temple were just under 18000 baht. You have to tell them you want as little as possible. You can rent the flowers. Four monks will do. Next day 8 monks. We gave the rescue people 3000 baht for the transport.