Lemsta69

Get your hand off it.

They're a good summation of the way you talk in here. You, and your alter ego @Sparktrader.

Wild mushrooms don't have name tags on them?

One doesn't talk to the OP, one listens to his simplistic, nay childish pronouncements. "Parmesan cheese smells like dirty socks" "City bad, one horse town good" "Farang bad, simple Thai farmer good*" "Wagyu steak and red wine bad, 20 baht shlt on a stick good" "You bad, me good (because I go to one horse town instead of Paattaya)" etc, etc * yet he spends a considerable amount of his time on here talking to farang instead of the enlightened Thai farmers ????

This topic is about farang not foreigners. Farang means whitey. Also your "I'm the only one that understands Thai music" schtick is a bit old now. Time to grow up and get some perspective.

They're rich kids, they don't need to rob anybody. Their daddy already did that. Also how do you know they're addicts? Maybe they just do it once a week or so to let off steam. By the way, I was just having a laugh with my earlier comment but I guess you're too square to pick up on the sarcasm.

care factor zero

Relax guy, a little meth never hurt anybody.

Meanwhile, back in the real world...

In my experience Malaysia only works if there are Chinese restaurants in the local area. If there aren't any, expect a booze-free experience AND a lecture. "It says in the book blah blah blah". If you find yourself in such a town, eg Marang twenty years ago then it's to bed at 9pm then bug out on the first bus the next morning.

Can't respect beliefs that have no respect for non-believers. But I guess you're happy being a dhimmi and paying jizyah.

For the songthaew driver to ask you for 10 baht for a service he didn't provide would be confrontational. For you to question him would also be confrontational. For him to get aggressive would be really confrontational. He's Thai and your you're Thai (????) therefore such a situation is impossible given that you've told us in another thread that Thais are non-confrontational. Contradictory much? For all your time here I wonder if you really understand these people like you think you do?

If an intelligent Thai woman can't speak English then she's not really that intelligent is she? Nor are the supposedly good girls that you have to resort to deception to get them into bed, eg. conning them with driving lessons. An "intelligent" Thai woman would already know how to drive and wouldn't be seen dead with the likes of you.

Everything old Bogs says is a joke.

time to go back to Utopia then, would you like 500 baht to kickstart your repatriation fund?

If the Section 38 app was previously installed on your Android phone then you should be able to reinstall it as follows: Play Store -> Profile button in top right corner -> Manage apps & device -> Manage -> Not installed Then click on the app name and Install from the next screen See attached screenshot for an example of how Google stores your uninstalled apps:

Agreed, they'll wear it as a badge of honour!

You've got a chip on your shoulder that's so big I'm surprised anyone wants to talk to you about Thailand ... or anything at all!

If you come on a single entry visa it expires the second the Immigration Officer stamps it as USED after they have approved your entry to the Kingdom on the terms specified by said visa. That's all she wrote.

not even close

Still not modern if it was created in the '40s and '50s. That was a long time ago kid.

Yeah, using a formula they'd perfected in the States for 40-odd years. Hamburgers aren't modern food, they've been around for at least a hundred years.

Kath and Kim was a very clever satire but if you're not Aussie you won't understand it? Same as if you're not Aussie you won't understand the superfluous question mark at the end of my sentences?

McDonald's was first opened in 1940, that's hardly modern.

Kath and Kim first aired in 2002?