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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?” The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here, “she cried,” one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says “Do Not Disturb”!!

Sorry, posted in the wrong order. Here the first part of the joke.

At a Catholic parochial school, Sister Mary asked the girls in her classroom what they wanted to be when they grew up. Lisa raised her hand and said “I want to be a prostitute!” Sister Mary fainted and fell to the floor. She was revived a few minutes later. “Lisa! Will you repeat what you said?”, asked Sister Mary. “I said I want to be a prostitute!”, said Lisa. “Oh, that’s a relief. I thought you said a Protestant.”

What’s the difference between a steel belted radial and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear, the other a great year.