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It was a sunny day in the Valley. When we got back to the car in the open lot, of course it was about a zillion degrees. So we aired it out with the doors open as might we could. When the temperature dropped to about 110, like the ambient temperature, we hopped in the car, started it up, and turned the air conditioning up to a roar. As the cabin cooled down to around 90, I told my wife, “Let me know when you have enough air.” She turned and gave me this very odd look, stared at me for about a half minute, then said: “Funny you should say that. You know last week when I went to the supermarket and came home late because I said I had to go to the next burg for tomato sauce? Well that wasn’t it. I met Stuart Helm—you remember him from high school? He was so happy to see me, and well, I don’t know. Something just clicked. And the next thing I know, we were across the street at the Motel 6. That’s why I was late. ’Cause, you know, you said I should let you know.” You’ve heard of too much information? That is absolutely the last time I ask her to let me know when she has enough air. ---------------------------------------------------------- Have enough air = Have an affair

An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to B&Q and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that tap?" The manager replied, "That's a gold plated tap and the price is £500.00. Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive tap. It's certainly out of my price bracket." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the tap.

This is pope Benedict 16. Pope Francis 1 is more tolerant toward gays.