Zyxel

A man was in court here recently for allegedly indecent offences. He stood up near the Clerk of court as charges were being read. “You have been charged for exposing yourself in public, how do you plead? “. The man replied whilst slightly coughing and clearing his throat the same time “Hhhh not guilty my lord”. “You have also been charged with interfering with a lady in a queue, how do you plead?” The man replied again in the same manner “Hhhh not guilty my lord”. “You have further been charged with making sexual advances to a young lady in a public place, how do you plead?” The man again replied in the same manner with slight cough “Hhhh not guilty my lord”. At this stage the Clerk who was standing near the man and observed his slightly coughing nature asked him quietly “excuse me asking you but I noticed your throat clearing and wondered if you would like to suck a Fisherman’s Friend?” The man said “Eff off, I’m In enough trouble as it is”

Stephan asked his girlfriend to have tattoos of a conch shells inked on both her inner thighs. That way he could press each ear on the conch shells to hear and smell the ocean at the same time What does a woman’s panties and nail polish have in common? The both come off with alcohol. Man: “Can I buy you a drink?... Lady: “Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs.” Man: “Does it make them swell?” Lady: “No it makes them spread.” Wife: “I have a bag of old clothing I’d like to donate.” Husband: “Why not throw them in the trash, it’s much easier. Wife: But there are poor starving women who could really use them.” Husband: ”Anyone who fits into your clothes is not starving. Husband’s right eye is slowly recovering.