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A wife treats her husband to a strip club for his birthday. When they get there, the doorman says “hi Jim how are you?” The wife asks “how does he know you?” The husband replied, “I played football with him”. Inside, the bartender says “hi Jim, your usual?” Jim says, “Sure”. Needless to say, the wife is doubly suspicious. Next, a stripper sidles up and asks. “Hi Jim do you want the special again?” By now the wife has seen and heard enough and she storms out dragging her husband with her, and they jump into a taxi. The taxi driver says, , “hey Jimmy boy you picked up an ugly one this time”.