mrfill

At the time, the very forgetful and incompetant BadEnoch was Minister for Women and should have been busy doing her job, but preferred to make up stories and plan for a future leadership bid as she thought she was so brilliant.

and yet it was said to be 'a European man'

I assume he is supposed to be Elvis Cridlington from Fireman Sam

Ah yes - the money was just resting on the table....

Damn right they are.....

Its to the west of Nambia

10500Bt a gram? Ha ha ha

Yes - I'm sure a life form that is advanced enough to travel millions of miles through space will be using 20th century drone technology.

They may be quiet but they're not invisible. As you say - Stop Look and Listen

Not next - Putin was Man of the year in 2007

I hope nobody was injured by the shockwaves across the city. At least the staggering baht should be easy to track down

A crack down on crack downs...

Its better than a pay or die system

Is it because so many doctors prescribe it and then get lovely benefits?

So we should expect similar retaliation against Vance for his very hostile anti-Trump comments. Also, the Labour volunteers who went to the US is not even slightly unusual. The tories have also sent volunteers to assist the Republicans and I also noted that one Mr N Farage - a party leader - went to assist Trump, which would be monstrously hypocritical. In the current replay of history, Musk is playing the part of Krups.

"I put it in reverse and floored the accelerator and was astonished when it started going backwards, so I kept it floored"

Presumably bacon from tiny, tiny pigs

Probably down to the last couple of hundred thousand by now.... Mission accomplished....

and then check out Dr Strangelove......

"has directed the academy to undertake a comprehensive investigation cover up." Fixed that...

And the debate goes- Children go to primary school at age 5 so do not require a nursery and will, therefore not be charged VAT. However, private schools that try to avoid VAT by packing nursery classes with primary school pupils will be caught. Time for outrage....

I wonder how you can relax and spend all this extra time with the family while doing all this boosted travelling at the same time.

Gosh... almost as terrible as calling Trump America's Hitler. But then no politician would say that would they?

Well, that was a waste of the excess baggage fee...

Yup. Written by a Murdoch babe reporter, published by a Murdoch company and, factually incorrect as the PM doesn't organise the funeral. But then in view of the source, hardly surprising, Hope it sells as well as Boris's book........