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Its the West's job to sell those countries lots of weapons and they do it very successfully.

But if there was a master plan by Dr McNasty, it won't bring in billions of dollars if all the patients are dead.

You cannot determine if a migrant is illegal until they are processed. Once processing is done, if the application fails, the applicant can be deported without problem (as has been happening a lot more recently owing to the increase in number of processors). The boats only started big time when the previous government closed all the 'safe routes' (where applicants were processed off shore) and reduced drastically the number of processors. This stupidity meant it took anything up to 3 years to process instead of a few weeks and led to putting applicants in closed hotels at huge expense. With faster processing and safe routes open, there would be no need to line the hoteliers pockets handsomely as happens now. The UK still needs people to work in the NHS, fruit & veg picking, care workers and hospitality staff - all traditionally done by migrant workers - and it needs fewer people believing that the UK can supply all its employment needs. It hasn't managed that for 5 centuries and idiotic and bigoted thinking won't change that.

I think he meant to say Godzilla... he's just having a 'senior moment'

Wow. So there will be no crime or drugs on Walking Street now. My confidence is utterly bolstered.

Yes, of course dear. Now trot along and fetch Daddy's breakfast...

The cow was probably upset because he didn't bring her flowers.

Very much the Alfried Krupp of the 21st century.

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The big increase started when the Tories closed all the safe routes and ran down the processing of claims. Mind you, the hotelier friends of the tories who had been having a torrid time jumped for joy when their dilapidated and closed hotels could be rented out to the government for outrageously high prices (£120/night with no service and no meals).

Simple solution - Arrest all the drug dealers and make them swap jobs with the water managers.

In the UK the Met Office comes under the Department for Science, Innovation and Technology and previously has been under the Board of Trade and the Ministry of Defence.

Somewhere between not very much and quite a lot.

Disappear?

Come on now... its Farage - rhymes with sewage.

Well, that was handy..... Expect another mystery medical difficulty within a week...

Cleverly is also positioning himself to take over the reins when Sunak is sunakered. His words are to encourage that part of the tories who detest Farage, which outnumber his fans by a long way. Farage was in the tory party before he decamped to UKIP in 1993. If he did return, or merge, it would be on his terms as his ego would permit nothing less.

You want all the ex-pats to have to return? Without any foreign wives or children, of course....

How much would she receive if she was still in the UK? - £678 a month

It has no members, you can't join it and it is registered as a company. Quite handy really as it means it doesn't have to comply with election rules on spending etc.

4/7 currently. All the resources of the company (ReformUK) will be used to attempt to get him the win in Clacton. It is a very depressing, tired town full of moaning old right wingers - ideal hunting ground for his poisonous views. At the last election the tory got 72.3% so Niggle could win with 37% of the vote. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clacton_(UK_Parliament_constituency)

Nice to see the post-Brexit new measurement system in use. Large areas are now measured in Isle of Wights, building height is in Nelson's columns, lengths are in London Buses and volumes are, obviously, measured in Olympic swimming pools For reference purposes, the Isle of Wight is a small island in the English Channel which maintains a lifestyle based on the 1860s. It is famed for being used as an iceberg measuring unit.