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Ever wondered what all the little black dots on the front and rear screens (and sometimes on the side windows) are for?

I've noticed that when it is cloudy, the temperature is cooler. Maybe our weather is a result of solar flare (Milankovitch maximum/minimum) cycles, solar winds, the earth axis wobble, cosmic rays, cloud formation, and circular or elliptical orbit of the planet. Call me a Neanderthal, but I reckon that big orange coloured thing in the sky probably has a lot to do with the climate....anthropogenic influence, not so much. But we should never let the truth get in the way of a good fundraising scheme.

The biggest mitigating factor to the cost of water is how many daughters you have. Usual monthly cost circa 700 baht in a condo. Daughter was away for a month, cost 288 baht. And the electrickery cost reduced by 30% also. Go figure.

The only surprise is that lighting up on a flight is not yet considered a "hate crime". Only a matter of time...

The real winners are the street vendors selling factory "seconds" water guns at 500 Baht a piece. Every gun I ever bought develops prostrate cancer within 3 minutes and can only muster a weak dribble thereafter.

But here's the untold secret - the Chinese language teachers will, (of course) be Thais who learned their Chinese from another Thai, and that Thai learned Chinese from a native Glaswegian, who learned it from a Spaniard , whose great grandfather was once shipwrecked in Macau. Can't see any problems.

I love it when they park like this and don't leave any gaps. Once watched a fat farang in Central push about 10 cars in a row to allow his car to exit. He pushed the last car and didn't have enough room - back to the start and do it all again. Poor mugger probably went home and had a heart attack. I would have offered to help, but he was cursing loudly in German.

I used to be scared of chicks in the cockpit - until I boarded a Qantas flight from BKK to SYD and heard the overly effeminate male pilot announce on the intercom that he welcomed all passengers aboard and was "excited" to be at the controls. I might have let it pass, but he also had a lisp. I was sitting in the middle seat and white knuckled both armrests for about ten hours.

Single use plastic bags and canine excrement- it's a conundrum.

Ask a greenie what a Milankovitch cycle is and be greeted with a blank stare. (un) Useful idiots.

Balaclava looks like a tea cozy. Muppet.

What concerns me is who the F needs translated instructions on how to use toothpaste?

A better idea would be to promote "Don't put it up". The internet lasts forever.

Did the BIB accept her claim, or call a gynecologist too look into the matter?

The only real surprise here is that the other captain didn't fire one back - just because he could.

My understanding is that if it's a purely retail outlet, shoes on. But if the premises is a shop-house, where the staff or owner/s sleep and eat there, it's considered a residence, shoes off.

Bob thought he said hello and thank you, but she heard something along the lines of wash the lesbian and bite the fur.

For a Russian, she's very short.

My prediction - subject to a large enough envelope of the manila variety finding its way to the appropriate big cheeses, the copper will become the sacrificial lamb and transferred to Nakon Nowhere. It will come to light that he was suffering from severe mental trauma (probably due to money pressure from his Mia Noi), and acted with unnecessarily provocation in waving his pistol about, threatening to shoot the humble Kiwi brothers if they didn't pay the "fine", and fearing for their lives, the pistol was grabbed from him after he accidentally discharged it. Not saying this is what happened, just that this (or a variation of it) will be reported. We may even get a picture of the Phuket constabulary giving the brothers a basket of fruit and flower garlands.

muppet: /ˈmʌpɪt/ Derogatory, an incompetent or foolish individual. Typically, a Muppet will slam his motorcycle into the back of a stationery utility vehicle waiting at a red light.

Meteorologists and Economists are the two professions when they can get it wrong more than 50% of the time and still keep their jobs. A gypsy woman with a crystal ball is probably more believable.

I'm on my way there now to stop it from happening.

Maybe they will extend the coverage to include some of the feral indigenous natives on Pattaya Soi 6.

How do you know society has achieved gender equality? When the workplace accidental death rate is the same for men as women. Personally, I think this is one area that definitely needs a Marxist quota system to achieve an equitable outcome.

It was livestreamed on FB. My GF stayed up until 4am watching it. Reckons it was better than John Wick.