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6 hours ago, KannikaP said:

no, that's even worse.

Now what other famous Albert's can we think of?

Who or what is a Prince Albert? 555

Albert Square ????

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13 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I have two boxes made out of parts I buy from the local computer shops.

I never buy new new computers.

Anytime something breaks, I just replace the part that has stopped functioning.

The steel computer case, if you buy a good one, will last forever.

Mostly, you just need to buy motherboards when the capacitors die.

A decent 500-watt power supply unit will last up to 10 years.

 

Also, you gotta worry about sockets.

When your motherboard dies...chances are...you will not be able to find a new motherboard that will have the correct SOCKET for your existing CPU.

So then you gotta buy a motherboard AND a new CPU.

 

Same with a wife that dies.

You just gotta find a new GF having the same socket.

Am I right?

 

 

 

 

Careful , your Bob Smith alter-ego is beginning to show...

13 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I have two boxes made out of parts I buy from the local computer shops.

I never buy new new computers.

Anytime something breaks, I just replace the part that has stopped functioning.

The steel computer case, if you buy a good one, will last forever.

Mostly, you just need to buy motherboards when the capacitors die.

A decent 500-watt power supply unit will last up to 10 years.

 

Also, you gotta worry about sockets.

When your motherboard dies...chances are...you will not be able to find a new motherboard that will have the correct SOCKET for your existing CPU.

So then you gotta buy a motherboard AND a new CPU.

 

Same with a wife that dies.

You just gotta find a new GF having the same socket.

Am I right?

 

 

 

 

Careful , your Bob Smith alter-ego is beginning to show...

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Prior to the fatal heart attack he was approached by a naked Austrian who demanded that he hand over his clothes and the key to his motorcycle.

The gentleman, however, made it clear that full cooperation could not be expected as he adamantly refused to share his identity.

Sent back from the future to terminate Sarah Connor.

Austrian , not German.

17 hours ago, bignok said:

What is British food?

Chicken Vindaloo  ????

On 7/6/2023 at 7:14 AM, save the frogs said:

haha. never heard that word.

i'm sure it's used in the harry potter books. 

Andrew Eldritch - Lead singer with the UK goth band Sisters of Mercy

On 7/6/2023 at 5:15 AM, save the frogs said:

You want games?
I got a game.

Ladies & Germs ... 

expand your vocabulary with the Aseannow Vocabulary Multiple Choice Quiz Game Show!

 

Is GammaGobulin:

a) verbose

b) turgid

c) long-winded

d) bombastic

e) cheeky

 

f) discursive

At 8:40 P.M. the foreigner jumped down onto the air mattress below. He was provided CPR.

More incomplete reporting , leaving more questions than answers , someone jumps from 20 metres on to an air mattress and then requires CPR.

6 hours ago, Clarkey611 said:

It was just a big misunderstanding.

AKA  "a judicial anomaly" ...????

36 minutes ago, Jiggo said:

Are the Police included in these figures?  

The Police are those figures! ????

3 hours ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

Surely you mean "How now brown cow?"

that disnae make any sense , d'ye no mean , "hoo noo broon coo".

Donald

The Isle o' Skye

Sugar Puff fairy came and hit the streets.

looking for Indians and their gold trinkeets

7 hours ago, bignok said:

News is always deaths, car accidents etc.

 

Be nice if it was happy news instead.

Not quite true! , for every sad news story , there is always a feel good story of someone (usually a taxi driver) handing in a wad of cash found in the back seat of their cab to some farang tourist who has left it there by mistake , should be one incoming now! ????????

2 hours ago, Bangkok Barry said:

He's American so maybe he'll sue someone and everyone will deny all responsibility for everything. Also not unusual.

Yes , probably Google Maps to blame..????

  Middle of the afternoon, falls down a hole , some people should just not be allowed to have in their possession a SMARTPHONE, ????

I am currently in the U.K. , London , the UK State Pension 2023 will be approx. £28 per Day from April. For a young person to live off £700 per Month May be doable , but would not leave much room for clothes , entertainment or travel , eg. A one Week zones 1-6 travel card which is used for public transport ,  alone costs £84 , whereas a pensioner receives a free pass on public transport , as I say not much wiggle room on £700 per Month.

52 minutes ago, HuskerDo2 said:

Wealthy Willie?

Moneybags Marty?

Generous Jim?

Johnny Cash?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bubbles DeVere

They seek him here , They seek him there

His clothes are loud , but never square

It will make or break him , so he's got to buy the best

'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion

And when he does his little rounds

Around the boutiques of Bangkok Town

Eagerly pursuing al the latest fads and trends

'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh , yes he is! ????????


 

looks familiar!