No. A couple of glasses of Royal Salute followed by a great meal with some very good wine, some port with the cheese board and a couple of brandies puts me in the right state of mind for a stretched out sleep in a fully reclinable real leather chair.
Upon waking up, an ablution in a clean, good sized closet without 20 people in front of you sets the stage for a hearty full English with fresh orange juice and a few double espressos.
Fast track through immigration and no wait time for my luggage allows me to literally bounce out of the airport, ready for that day’s challenges.
No cushy government job for me, sadly.