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krisb

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  1. Will 27 is absolutely correct.

    Bob

    Correct in yours and Wills eyes Bob.

    I read it differently.

    Anyhow these questions regarding visas pop up regularly on TV, end of the day I wouldnt follow to much advice given here, could be wrong. Ring the person who issued the visa. They know 100%.

    The catch is exactly what Thai Visa Express posted, saying does it have no further stay on it.

  2. In my opinion for documentation of Citizenship it doesnt really matter, there are good hospitals here in Thailand & some better than some ive seen in Oz!

    I would think further down the track for what-if's.. You are Australian so I would suggest making sure that either way you do it that you can easily take your children back to Australia without any hassles..

    Myself, I did it in Thailand & am now having to follow legalisation process's to legally take my child out of the country to live.

    All Im saying it keep that kind of thing in mind too..

    Actually she has dual citizenship also. Says in the op.
  3. Wife called me at work one day she said.."Oh no we have big problem outside now,many ice cubes fall from sky".

    First time trying to get her too walk on a frozen lake. Her episode with a spoon in the garbage disposal.

    Her first super blizzard. She could not get over the fact that we each had our own bathroom & shower.

    " Why do people build small home on lake ice,are they ting tong. (Fish house)

    She still looks wide eyed at the wild turkeys,Canadian geese and deer in the yard sometimes.

    The look of pure joy on her face when she went down a big ski slope on a sled by herself.

    She has her own car now, an I have too tell her.."This is not Thailand, you really do have too

    stop at stop signs and no you can not give policeman 200baht.

    Yeah classic. Have big ploblem darling. Have nam kaeng falling from da sky....cheesy.gif
  4. The nasal sniffers do come in handy. They are excellent at killing the stench when one is handling garbage or dead bodies. I have one in my bag. They come in 2 parts: The nose insert and the screw off reservoir at the bottom. If you ever have an opportunity to watch the folks that remove the dead bodies that have been sitting in a room for a few days, you'll notice they smear a bit of the liquid under their nostrils before entering the room.

    Please tell me more of the dead body stories How many do you see? Why you? and how often?
  5. Its a charcoal bbq!

    You have to burn wood to get charcoal.

    Your question is like asking should I use water to make ice.

    Sorry Im not being mean but its just how a charcoal bbq works. You can put all the wood you like in it, it will turn into charcoal.

  6. First time my wife came to my home we had a 3 hour layover in L.A. We went outside for bit and she said

    "Oh no America so cold what I do". I said oh this is not same same my home. My home..northern Minnesota.

    Temp that day in L.A. 22....My home -19.Oh no.

    She loves our home now after 5 years and is doing very well. Got many more funny stories but have to go now.

    Ahh, its good to hear Thai girls doing well overseas. Look after them, underneath the hard outer layer, once theyre outside the Kingdom of Thailand and what they know, like how they have helped us all to understand their country, they really are precious.
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  7. Aussies for many years were proud of 'inventing' Hills hoist clothes lines and Victa lanwmowers. We kind of set the bar fairly low and now you are telling me that we copied one of these ideas from Disney?

    Actually, I'm much more proud of the fact that Aussies invented the wine cask (box wine) ... a far more usefull invention and a gift that keeps on giving ... till it's empty ... crying.gif

    .

    And the bladder acts as a handy pillow when empty and inflated wink.png

    Have used it as a pillow while camping more then once!

    Now David, Im confused. Your asking us how to live in the village when your outback sozzled on cask wine using the bladder as a pillow!cheesy.gif

    Your gonna fit in fine out there.

    Ps, is that you doing the christmas cracker?

  8. If staying faithful does not include short-time gropes/fondles/sex then all is well. Thai woman get angry about "Mia Noi's" and knowing that you have bar-fined a girl. Anything they do not know about does not count!

    Why the red font ? bah.gif

    And why the red font in Helvetica?biggrin.png
  9. The whole family was installed in and around the poolhouse, teerak gets bored (no sunbathing for her!) and she goes poking around back in the garden sheds. Squeals of delight when she finds a stash of fishing rods, grabs a few slices of bacon out of the fridge and off she goes, spends most of the next two weeks fishing up at the family pond and lived mostly on the tiny "trash fish" she caught. Found a place in the nearby city with lots of SE refugees to buy Thai herbs and spices, ingredients for som tam. Happy as a pig in shit, decided she could survive in farangland after all 8-)

    And OT I know Aussies are proud of Mr's Hill's invention, but recently I saw a series of Mickey Mouse cartoons from the early 30's where something very similar was featured. Comments?

    Funny how they love fishing! never had an Aussie girl who liked it.

    Took my wife crabbing 1 time , she loooved it. "ooowwww lucky lucky" shes going everytime she pulled up a crab net. Classic!

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  10. No drive through liquor shops yet though....

    Is Australia the only country to have them?

    Even better is ring the mom and pop store and they deliver.

    Ive seen here in Australia a place called Pizza Pub. As the name suggests they deliver pizza and booze. Great idea!
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