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sammieuk1

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  1. This scaly earlier stole my body by the look of it ????
  2. Agree that's the hardest bit that needs advance preparation or prepare to fail????
  3. With only a 100 armed police surrounding the house it could end badly for absolutely anyone within 3km ????
  4. They have gone from the triads to the thaiads with 4.7m floating about ????
  5. I always found I used to run faster in snide trainers especially when someone is shouting stop police ????
  6. Just for anyone thinking the future may get better after the election ????
  7. The police must have other ways to fund themselves never seen a helmet stop here in HH????
  8. Change that win for won the result is a general ????
  9. Suppose the next story will go along the lines of 6 members of the OCPB have vaping fire sale ????
  10. When you have finished the grilling can you have a lookout for any fake Sergio Tacchini sellers next ????
  11. Probably nicked by a monk or monkey then working in my remote capacity ????
  12. Golden rule for expats never tell the bank or government where you are maintain a Doctors UK phone number a trust worthy address and never use your UK bank cards here (top tip) from Metro bank manager use a wise or pre paid card and your life will be near to normal ????
  13. The last time I went to HH beach it was invaded by monkeys with attitude just as I put my towel and bags down it was the shortest stay ever they then surrounded my car trying to grab stuff out of the boot as I was troughing it in. Now I'm a Believer I hate the Monkees ????
  14. Maybe if he punched one or two policemen in the face he would get a couple of years jail but save his life ????
  15. I doubt my Mrs could fast for 2 minuets and that's whilst sleeping ????
  16. After Xi's visit to the war criminal the next logical step could be a kremlin spokesman threatening to nuke Pattaya ????
  17. And he did it on his birthday probably to re-coup himself as a gift to the people ????
  18. A 3 Billion scam by a husband and wife duo takes years for the average police general to achieve I bet the race is on to find out just how ????
  19. I appear to be the head pump room cockroach wrangler at the moment and is already a wrangle to far for my neck that seems to be made of balsa wood every time there's a runner ????
  20. Any action from the police is an overreaction people probably missed their lunch because of this ????
  21. All perfectly normal probably just some hijinks by drunken police or army letting off steam ????
  22. My neighbor is French but he must come from the unperfumed bit around Calais ????
  23. The trouble with closely anticipating the next government is someone comes in a uniform to take it all away ????
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