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sammieuk1

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  1. Dr Google is back with his usual words of wisdom and utter rubbish ????
  2. Train 1-0 again the same again tomorrow no doubt ????
  3. It was only a few months ago the Russian arrival was a savior for tourism but as predicted the departures will need a smart car or two not forgetting a pointing stick and vinyl board also ????
  4. Any watches asking for a dead friend ????
  5. Try nominating a dead friend next time that works ????
  6. 1-0 to the train again rinse and repeat ????Rip
  7. Ask Xi if you can have them first or just have a séance and ask Bob Hope ????
  8. Bent is an outrageous slur infinitely flexible in the trouser pocket area is more fitting????
  9. They want to give give us all a gift again and the generals can't wait to receive it ????????
  10. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year stay safe especially on the roads and help someone less fortunate if possible as the disaster of 2022 comes to to an end and the hopes of a better next year begins ???????????? ????
  11. Not looking forward to getting roasted alive whilst shopping 21% more than I'm already ????
  12. Next up the blower sucked into a concrete filled barrel at the bottom of the river in a mysterious suicide ????
  13. Looks like plod have run out of real criminals to chase until 10,000 Russians have gone missing from arrivals ????
  14. Its zapping season everyday in watt land ????Rip
  15. Rip Nancy ????
  16. Will they have to have to get to the hospital for 6am for a queue number wait 3 hours and be told its the doctors day off come back tomorrow ????
  17. Were there any wine merchants among them to discuss the massive price gouging taxes ????
  18. Rename it the Phoenix after it rises from the ashes ????
  19. Election results are already in it cost a fortune at 300bt a pop but which general will it be is the only unanswered question ????
  20. Looks like they may have visited a hair bow shop yesterday also????
  21. Looks like the perps at the end of the video were wearing full body condoms for ultimate protection ????
  22. Wonder what the Jokers plan is when he finds out there are no senior immigration men left to fire????
  23. I read on news the gold shop owner had a massive gun collection and was a champion marksman with a picture of the gun used it looked like an automatic assault rife rob me no more ????
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