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sammieuk1

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  1. Wonder if any prostitutes are available after you have lost your shirt and do they have a suggestion box?????
  2. Palang Pracharath top leader-cum-Deputy Prime Minister Prawit Wongsuwan what a mouthful will it fit on the ballot paper ????
  3. Yes we don't want any kids enjoying themselves for 5 years better to hunt down a probably fake Chinese owner in this very fishy story of lost income ????
  4. By coincidence I had a look at many webcams last night dotted around tourist areas and wow there aren't any people yet alone tourists and with ticket prices to get here at least doubling its looking like a low high season for sure well done Prayut ????
  5. Ideal for the police to get some extra sleep time before raiding starts at 4.01 am ????
  6. With millions of badge laden uniform wearing exhibits here why do you need a gorilla when you have so many peacocks ????
  7. Nothing like a good incarceration for minor infringements wonder if any were any monks caught revving ????
  8. He means the Swiss accounts are overflowing with enough to buy some more time.. end of translation ????
  9. Don't bother with just one day you have April fools year here on repeat ????
  10. The assailant sounds like a general of some description to me ????
  11. All that pocket money vanishing and with the police awake at 3am how stupid this operation looks ????
  12. Get that toad on a very big Makro counter its worth a fortune ????
  13. Another case of the elephant suffering from brake failure ????Rip
  14. Through telepathy after a seance then saying is anyone there I think ????
  15. You have to laugh the RTP with monetary legal advice and funds of a mysterious nature ????
  16. It will all go down hill if there's a nasty whiff form the toilets so check there first for any hidden exhibits is my tip of the day ????
  17. Ever wonder what a toad with a fork tongue sounds like wonder no more, then wonder what the executor of a will's job is and wonder what's the point of having one if they don't need to know everything about the deceased assets????
  18. It all depends on how much of the swamp gets drained in a week but its odds on whoever gets the job they are already filthy rich and devoid of any knowledge of what poverty means????
  19. The generals keep ordering this problem gone but it looks like the police keep supplying it from the news this week ????
  20. There must be a minister responsible for absurd negligence start firing people instead of guns ????
  21. I saved up in similar fashion a few years ago for an Aston Martin one 77 but it turns out I was 78th in the queue so I blew the lot on 4 pints of Guinness and a very loose woman ????
  22. Five years is absurd I'm up for bending them over and give them a good spanking ????
  23. More good new they are going in engineless submarines man the oars ????
  24. Yaba daba gone dad popped him what a state to get in ????
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