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sammieuk1

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  1. Sounds like she inexplicably thought the monitor lizard would be preferential. get well soon and buy a lottery ticket 🤔
  2. I had a £100k in a Turkish bank and made sometimes £6.5k in a morning on the exchange rate times were great then Erdogan' the coup faker showed up and my luck ran out I left and the £100k was now worth £54k (today worth £1208) with even more Erdogan'. Fed up with the hammering I shifted it here and after delay after delay it arrived here on the morning of the Brexit result shock horror the pound fell off mount Everest never to recover (A river of tears). On the 20th of july the pound hit 47.5=47.00 at the bank time to change after a 9 year wait, a nine year high! but it was a weekend and by Monday it was on a one way bullet train decline again. Lucky for me I had inheritance at the right time bought a house and slashed costs the thought of falling into two Tier Kiers UK clutches is a price too high to pay 🤔
  3. Is trying to enter her condo a euphemism Mlud 🤔
  4. The kevlar coated titanium carbon fiber Baht is impervious to any logical force especially if it sniffs a £ I found🤔
  5. UK address Uk phone number Metro Bank "never use a card here"! wise account with card for transfers =hassle free banking 🤔
  6. Thai news has been hysterical with it and so is my Mrs. so I will go along with sure 🤔
  7. Look on Thai news before posting your usual nonsense 🤔
  8. It looked like a version of cotton eyed Joe on the video 🤔
  9. I can supply the 3 legged stool and piano wire even the foot to kick it just need the nearest lamppost 🤔
  10. Tony baloney's miracle cure will be on sale at the weed counter 🤔
  11. Tony the timeline so far this year exile, return, jail, deathbed, parole, miracle recovery, winkle out PM, disband elected party , install daughter, settle the scores 🤔
  12. Must be a skint unconnected nobody denied bail 🤔
  13. Is Major Bribery Ring the name of the commanding officer also known as Big Ring aka Big Bung 🤔
  14. How on earth did those blue pants not turn brown? that's what you call amazing Thailand🤔
  15. There will surely be a general in the planning stages of making himself much richer under the guise of stabilization of the hen house 🤔
  16. Rather unfortunate the lynching was prevented 🤔
  17. Lace up the nearest tree departure time 🤔
  18. Welcome to a year in Tony's life from exile to prison, to released in a day, to at death's door, to parole, to organizing the fall of the elected party, to sacking off the PM, to installing his daughter as the defecto one, to now making decisions of who goes where ..the most to the most corrupt country laid bare . You've been hearing about the UK's two tier Kier, this is Thailand's Ten tier Tony 🤔
  19. The cop is just pointing out his finders fee 🤔
  20. My inlaws regular snake expert handling qualities on their shrimp farm involve a machete and a mess 🤔
  21. Escort him where exactly I'm confused she surely can't be a pro that's illegal🤔
  22. On the bright side his new confident chat up line is do you want to see my python 🤔
  23. The terminal far from being in a shocking state now looks like a couple of villas a brace of Ferraris and some shiny stuff 🤔
  24. It was no coincidence Prawit looked a right Charlie🤔
  25. Celebrate with a big bowl of rice and a bottle of Uncle Tony's cure all judge paralyzing mixture 🤔
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