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sammieuk1

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  1. Welcome to insanity land enjoy the natural toxic smoke this and every burning season but leave yours at home🤔
  2. Wondering how many horizontal departures 8 million arrivals equates to said one overworked boat captain 🤔
  3. Welcome to Tony's clinic where any kind of ailment can manifest at will at anytime 🤔
  4. No need to worry the stationary cupboard and pen draw have already been embezzled 🤔
  5. I'd go with the theory the grimmer the ending the less of the offending 🤔
  6. On the bright side no more IMO for a year or five 🤔
  7. By the look of that photo you should be on a stretcher right now 🤔
  8. Notice all the Hi-So convicts and war criminals around the world start talking to god a lot, the closer they move to him, Hey Tony remember that day in jail what a year 🤔
  9. Some re-education both sides of the pond are needed urgently, suggest a suspended cop from Manchester to coordinate 🤔
  10. Hoping there was some painful retribution metered out after the photo opp, expunge them to Rochdale 🤔
  11. Before you leave the driver wants his 20 baht 🤔
  12. So it was all poppy and no cock by the sound of it 🤔
  13. A 3 legged stool piano wire and a lampost is the only things now required for this detritus 🤔
  14. Nothing good ever comes of lax gun control 🤔
  15. Everywhere else Chanel No 5, here Snake poison No 7 a delicate blend of banded krait, king cobra, and pit viper 🤔
  16. But but but 7 checked in 6 are dead 1 is nowhere to be seen are you suggesting the cleaner did it? 🤔
  17. Been here before is she still locked up?. Sararat "Am" Rangsiwuthaporn, who has since been dubbed "Am Cyanide", who poisoned more than 80 people 🤔
  18. It looks like two vacuum flasks of poison tea and one of the 7 occupant's is missing being the culprit on Thai news 🤔
  19. It's entirely possible she has a couple of hand grenades concealed about her person to surprise him with 🤔
  20. Let's get our CSI headgear on don't worry about the fibers 🤔
  21. They once sent me an email to say I'm blacklisted as I had the audacity to ask why they charged £35 per kilo excess baggage and BA it was £60 for a 23kg extra bag🤔
  22. With that 700k figure they are bound to be genuine generals of RTP's finest officers 🤔
  23. Is he sure the argument wasn't over hovering 🤔Rip
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