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sammieuk1

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  1. A clear case of Nok' Nok' is there anybody there we want compo🤔
  2. Tik Tok is the way to go surely 🤔
  3. For the last 2 months its been like old mother Hubbards without a bone 🤔
  4. Could be a Swiss heiress this time was there will in her pocket 🤔Rip
  5. The default position of your tour boat has been reached 🤔Rip
  6. It all translates to a rancid pile of sh!te by the sound of it 🤔
  7. As predicted last week its gone from a clear case of suicide to everyone's in on it 🤔
  8. Shocked to find out police were still active and sober at 3.30am must have stayed up for the football results 🤔
  9. No need to sweep things under the carpet anymore it gets stacked up in full view 10 foot tall 🤔
  10. Do the people a favor and don't have any more elections, they are never ever going to get what they voted for 🤔
  11. When in Phuket never leave home without a battery angle grinder the police need money their gambling sites are offline 🤔
  12. The last hope and only hope is for stormy weather in Rishi's next manifesto, and its billions cheaper, expect some wind farms pointing at the sea and France to be built next🤔
  13. Unfortunately he had been influenced into to thinking he could drive 🤔
  14. A devout Muslim but so pissed I can't find east from west 🤔
  15. He has since changed his name to Dr Gobbledygook 🤔
  16. Or the jack and danny in his case 🤔
  17. But the bad news is the next deputy director will charge more 🤔
  18. Guessing most of them are called Bob' or Lou' officer🤔
  19. Here's my report from Blueport HH yesterday ..Bring your eggs and bacon and cook it on your face as soon as you enter ..if you are foolish enough to go to the 2nd hand market on the top floor bring a Sunday roast 🤔
  20. The kid is the only political thing left incorruptible in a rancid swamp of filth keep up the good work 🤔
  21. With some places leveling a 3% card charge for any C/C coupled with 'not no work' Mr it's mostly cash for me 🤔
  22. Never mind about the 'horse accounts' where are the 'dog accounts' 🤔
  23. A slide is what the pound did off a cliff face after Brexit, this is just a bit of manipulation at a snail's pace 🤔
  24. So it sounds more to do with Genius the cash builder that will relieve you of pounds 🤔
  25. What's the odds on him turning up? 🤔
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