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sammieuk1

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  1. Wonder how ordinary that water was 🤔
  2. Hey you "Jimmy" accommodation sorted for the next 3 years 🤔
  3. Sausages can be very expensive here 🤔
  4. Tony spent 181 days in hospital on a rice diet trying to consume the evidence after the shock of a day in prison 🤔
  5. Looks like it could all MOPH into unhappy endings with the phrase "I want my money back" trending 🤔
  6. Looks like it was kind to vegetables week he escaped by the "nmarrowest" of margins 🤔
  7. Welcome to insanity land enjoy the natural toxic smoke this and every burning season but leave yours at home🤔
  8. Wondering how many horizontal departures 8 million arrivals equates to said one overworked boat captain 🤔
  9. Welcome to Tony's clinic where any kind of ailment can manifest at will at anytime 🤔
  10. No need to worry the stationary cupboard and pen draw have already been embezzled 🤔
  11. I'd go with the theory the grimmer the ending the less of the offending 🤔
  12. On the bright side no more IMO for a year or five 🤔
  13. By the look of that photo you should be on a stretcher right now 🤔
  14. Notice all the Hi-So convicts and war criminals around the world start talking to god a lot, the closer they move to him, Hey Tony remember that day in jail what a year 🤔
  15. Some re-education both sides of the pond are needed urgently, suggest a suspended cop from Manchester to coordinate 🤔
  16. Hoping there was some painful retribution metered out after the photo opp, expunge them to Rochdale 🤔
  17. Before you leave the driver wants his 20 baht 🤔
  18. So it was all poppy and no cock by the sound of it 🤔
  19. A 3 legged stool piano wire and a lampost is the only things now required for this detritus 🤔
  20. Nothing good ever comes of lax gun control 🤔
  21. Everywhere else Chanel No 5, here Snake poison No 7 a delicate blend of banded krait, king cobra, and pit viper 🤔
  22. But but but 7 checked in 6 are dead 1 is nowhere to be seen are you suggesting the cleaner did it? 🤔
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