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sammieuk1

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  1. Only 4 seats for Reform? I spent all that money on bots and only got 4 seats? I want my money back! πŸ€”
  2. Only fleeing criminals would wear helmets πŸ€”
  3. After purchase you can polish them beans with a Β£11 can of Pledge πŸ€”
  4. A crackdown on phoney PM's would be more useful πŸ€”
  5. Man the Ark, a crusade is coming as the civilized world gets tired by the religion of peace πŸ€”
  6. One careful owner and one who missed the handbrake still on probably πŸ€”
  7. At this time a man with a snake would useful, or you could hire out my sausage dog for a packet of bacon and a tub of greek yogurtπŸ€”
  8. Warning Jesus will now be suing the arse out of everyone this Christmas πŸ€”
  9. After the raid the police got them down and banged them up I suppose πŸ€”
  10. Having had 7 years living there I can say with confidence he is a typical captain kirk.. they have a unrepeatable saying "on here" that starts with never trust anyone even your father! πŸ€”
  11. A very serious offence of encroachment on police territory Mulud πŸ€”
  12. Chinese grey capitalists. Red surely πŸ€”
  13. Despite his parole on three corruption convictions and recent indictments on charges of lese majeste and violations of the Computer Crime Act, Thaksin remains a prominent and unflinching figure in Thai politics. Uncle Tony's swamp club now open for business πŸ€”
  14. That's even money on 12/0, 2/1 on the field as Big Ballsak now runs the books πŸ€”
  15. Wonder who would go to Swiss Sweeney's and get rolled for 4,000 baht πŸ€”
  16. Some immediate justice needs to be handed out garotte the monster πŸ€”
  17. I'm here for the water sports said the wasser πŸ€”
  18. Every road is a racetrack already PM πŸ€”
  19. Tony Maloney full of baloney πŸ€”
  20. Big Ballsak looks so trustworthy said Mrs Ballsak πŸ€”
  21. Saffron Rasputin Thailand's greatest money making machine πŸ€”
  22. In my village the security guard has now been sacked because half the houses won't pay the site fees, and it looks like my fully paid subs have gone to, the only facilities left are bins once a week and street lights πŸ€”
  23. Stick to Taiwan and the Philippines first fools πŸ€”
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