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sammieuk1

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  1. The default position of your tour boat has been reached πŸ€”Rip
  2. It all translates to a rancid pile of sh!te by the sound of it πŸ€”
  3. As predicted last week its gone from a clear case of suicide to everyone's in on it πŸ€”
  4. Shocked to find out police were still active and sober at 3.30am must have stayed up for the football results πŸ€”
  5. No need to sweep things under the carpet anymore it gets stacked up in full view 10 foot tall πŸ€”
  6. Do the people a favor and don't have any more elections, they are never ever going to get what they voted for πŸ€”
  7. When in Phuket never leave home without a battery angle grinder the police need money their gambling sites are offline πŸ€”
  8. The last hope and only hope is for stormy weather in Rishi's next manifesto, and its billions cheaper, expect some wind farms pointing at the sea and France to be built nextπŸ€”
  9. Unfortunately he had been influenced into to thinking he could drive πŸ€”
  10. A devout Muslim but so pissed I can't find east from west πŸ€”
  11. He has since changed his name to Dr Gobbledygook πŸ€”
  12. Or the jack and danny in his case πŸ€”
  13. But the bad news is the next deputy director will charge more πŸ€”
  14. Guessing most of them are called Bob' or Lou' officerπŸ€”
  15. Here's my report from Blueport HH yesterday ..Bring your eggs and bacon and cook it on your face as soon as you enter ..if you are foolish enough to go to the 2nd hand market on the top floor bring a Sunday roast πŸ€”
  16. The kid is the only political thing left incorruptible in a rancid swamp of filth keep up the good work πŸ€”
  17. With some places leveling a 3% card charge for any C/C coupled with 'not no work' Mr it's mostly cash for me πŸ€”
  18. Never mind about the 'horse accounts' where are the 'dog accounts' πŸ€”
  19. A slide is what the pound did off a cliff face after Brexit, this is just a bit of manipulation at a snail's pace πŸ€”
  20. So it sounds more to do with Genius the cash builder that will relieve you of pounds πŸ€”
  21. What's the odds on him turning up? πŸ€”
  22. "Ability" obvious to a blind man πŸ€”
  23. I bought an Acer swift 3 14'' with ryzen chip about 7-8 years ago and on day one concluded it was an asthmatic dog never to be used again πŸ€”
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