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sammieuk1

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  1. Any vacancies for nautilus in the submarine corp? 🤔
  2. You will be sure to get a red in the bed with shower of <deleted>e 🤔
  3. Best not to mention it was the opposition that won the election or things could get confusing, Or that lèse majesté law (Criminal Code §112). exists due to an unelected military junta 🤔
  4. If this is the same story as a 2 day old F/B one, they turned up to an empty field with a picture of a house superimposed on it 🤔
  5. Come on men there's some trees behind you ..use one 🤔
  6. Natalie Green was very very mean unfriend her from facebook immediately 🤔
  7. Now the land of dumbell ends, he's served his 48hrs hard labour now it's party time 🤔
  8. Stick to sand castles they don't need foundations 🤔
  9. Lucky they didn't write "Scouse was ere" or execution would be in order 🤔
  10. There is no s-hit on these sherlocks is there 🤔
  11. Try and woo her next time with a Toblerone or an all you can eat buffet bbq and she will sign anything 🤔
  12. Schoolgirls when I was a schoolboy 🤔
  13. Or f anny in your case 🤔
  14. Neutral my Harris in overdrive there's Baht to be made 🤔
  15. Unfortunately these numbers are just in my Soi .. Stay at home stay alive 🤔
  16. What an obnoxious turd this poundshop Trump is 🤔
  17. I can confirm the out of town knocking shop in Aydin a 10 minute drive from "Mcdonalds for a re-charge" is very very memorable the one at Denizli not not so much 🤔
  18. Move on no Swiss or Austrians involved 🤔
  19. Stop bashing the bishop he needs to cool down 🤔
  20. What could possibly have happened prior to it falling into rebel hands .. Oh yes a murderous coup and executions🤔
  21. Sounds like surf dogging hope it catches on 🤔
  22. Unfortunately Ivan you are now poor and will be expunged goodbye 🤔
  23. The islamification of Great Britain is a ticking time bomb literally 🤔
  24. In my twenties I spent 4 years stripping "blue asbestos" out of train carriages, up until 3 years ago I spent 10 years living in Chiang Mai, and looking back the soot city was by far more of health risk and would advise anyone if possible to leave asap 🤔
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