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sammieuk1

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  1. Check his box he has been on the gear for sure 🤔
  2. One Swiss Wai and a packet of crisps will be made into a soap saga and lottery for sure 🤔
  3. Please collect your free UNESCO super soaker in the baggage reclaim hall 🤔
  4. Ever been involved in a speedboat accident? then call today here at swindlers are us for a jolly good rinsing 🤔
  5. Newsflash all cops are fake here just ask Big joke 🤔
  6. It takes 4 weeks to arrive and that's past the due date of 3 weeks that then makes you panic, courier costs £20 and arrives in 5 days both cards did arrive but I already canceled the first snail mail one 🤔
  7. Catch the swine and feed him to the pigs Harold 🤔
  8. A lampost piano wire and a 3 leg stool spring to mind for this detritus 🤔
  9. Welcome to the cum-voyeur world where your guaranteed an eyeful or a lens full in this case by the looks 🤔
  10. Get the engine out you fools it's needed in a sub 🤔
  11. But looking at that list where has the quality gone this year 🤔
  12. Thank god for this info I thought I'd pissed myself on wakening🤔
  13. Is the 100kg+ Swiss known as Rollie 🤔
  14. I have given up going to the beach here as parking is the number one issue, followed by no beach side bars/restaurants, and semi lay flat deck chairs that seem to pull out my spine getting in and out, and not forgetting a marauding troupe of monkeys that tried to mug me the last time I visited . Unless you know different and I have missed something ? 🤔
  15. You are in the wrong country to question hygiene surely 🤔
  16. Thought the ev battery market had gone flat as hydrogen is the new buzz word in town 🤔
  17. The gates were to high and locked by the look of it 🤔
  18. I think he is pointing to the tenth floor 🤔
  19. So there is home grown perverts here that's a surprise 🤔
  20. Two stains and a pair of budgie smugglers was also taken in evidence🤔
  21. The red notice turned into a dusky pink one after the suitcase exchanges simple as that 🤔
  22. Whilst once looking for a Dachshund breeder near me up popped sausage surprise ladyboy site, but I can assure you Mlud I didn't go looking for it 🤔
  23. The tentacles Xi can't sell snow to the Eskimo but can flog you fools some engineless subs for starters 🤔
  24. On one of the expat shops in Pattaya I think but when I looked at the price I fainted then couldn't find the ad 🤔
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