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sammieuk1

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  1. I'm with Morrissey on this one "oh let me get my hands on your mammary glands" Hansom Devil ????
  2. The only "now" trustful officer at that party is dead is the bit that the Pol, Col needs to get his head around ????
  3. Looks like the photographer was 3 sheets also ????
  4. Yes my bowel gets bloated with every bowl I eat these days and is also very irritable ????
  5. Not having a PM that was voted for at the box is a serious matter on the serious scale go MF go????
  6. Its crystal clear they sacked him 100k and a wai with a bowel of fruit should make it all go away unless the company pursues a defamation claim and he ends up with nowhere to live ????
  7. When the doctors find a new pimple they have to isolated it in exchange for a jiffy bag standard practice should take about a year or less for the messiah moment to occur but it will come ????
  8. From the photo it looks like the hose vaporized to sand after the explosion ????
  9. The Big Jester is in charge of this investigation why not ask him the whereabouts and how's the bullet proofing the Lexus going at the same time ..speedily would be a top tip ????
  10. Download and watch the 1.5 hour dispatches program and make your mind up about yet another pervert he is now in a unrecoverable position especially after hearing the radio interview with him and Jimmy Saville ????
  11. More likely a jam roll as parole is absurd after serving 8 hours is it not ????
  12. Remove that Z from the microphone immediately also remove that thing next to it ????
  13. If anyone is looking at flight prices right now 30m now seems as cheap as chips ????
  14. An honest taxi driver is on his way back to you with a back seat full of scooter it was not stolen ????
  15. By the sound of it she is fully qualified to chair a NACC sub committee hire her and any lingering dead friends ????
  16. Has he got insurance go fund me or you fund me and can he claim his tax back put the kettle on Doc ????
  17. unfortunately it was the only fans club that was the problem for her ????
  18. Nok Nok who's there? a headman with 2billion 25 cops who work for him and a hitman cop who gets whacked case solved for you joker they are all guilty next ????
  19. New PM new calculator this one comes with trill and a free box of budgie food ????
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