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sammieuk1

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  1. My neighbour had it installed 6 months ago it looks like steptoes yard in my opinion, mind you so does the rest of his modifications πŸ€”
  2. Nudge nudge now that's what you've bought your sticker for πŸ€”
  3. You will get some nice new security cameras also and no doubt permanently connected to tentical web πŸ€”
  4. Call the Chinese police I knew this was going to happen. now just accept our subs comes with oars πŸ€”
  5. Yes every morning when I do a backflip like that a weapon drops out of my pants also πŸ€”
  6. No such Chinese scam gangs will survive here now we have a Chinese police force but...πŸ€”
  7. Looks like the revitalized business found a shed load of new mugs to rinse is about the size of it πŸ€”
  8. Apparently Phuket now has an abundance of taxi drivers, prostitutes, gangsters,hairdressers and drug dealers to bolster the economy πŸ€”
  9. The more lardy you get the more your package will get crushed along with your choice as pants are only made for stick insects hereπŸ€”
  10. My local Tesco appear to employ double the required staff to tap on phone screens, but only one cashier and happens every Friday morning so I must agree demand is high πŸ€”
  11. And all that he knew was the hole in his shoe that was letting in water that caused the "Traffic" problem πŸ€”
  12. Looking forward to their Russian taxi driver robbed me stories very soon then πŸ€”
  13. Probably Turkish with a work permit purchased from the cop on the left πŸ€”
  14. A round of applause for the red army is next up after they build a new station πŸ€”
  15. Now here's something useful for this fool to do guinea pig the water supply, he knows what the swamp tastes like alreadyπŸ€”
  16. What could possibly go wrong at the gates to delirium, just don't trip over any sprouting tentacles of Xi πŸ€”
  17. A clear case of Beach mattwars now the sunbeds are missing πŸ€”
  18. You just can't fix stupid here can you πŸ€”
  19. You may regret going for a week and find its 6 days 23 hours to long πŸ€”
  20. The biggest threat will come from China when Xi wakes up to the amount of news articles quoting "Taiwan" in recent weeks πŸ€”
  21. A pickup in Thai hands is a weapon of mass destruction ban them πŸ€”Rip
  22. No such yobs in Hua Hin we are to busy watching our paint dry πŸ€”
  23. The short answer is "No" πŸ€”
  24. Umm not my experience though πŸ€”
  25. Being of the people,for the people that got mugged at the election he means πŸ€”
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